Dr. Amber Volakis (amber_waves) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2012-11-28 12:02:00 |
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OKAY, ha ha! This is hilarious! I'm ready, Ashton Kutcher! Come on out and say it: I've been Punk'd! I'm waiting for you, so you'd better not let a girl down!
Because AS SOON AS you show your meth-addled little rat face I'm going to jam a gaping, bloody hole in your perineum with my Manolo Blahnik heels so deep your dudebro castmates are going to talk to a shoe for the rest of their lives. I could sue for this. DO YOU WANT TO PLAY, COCKSUCKER? I am not the woman you want gunning for you, because I will ruin your life. I'm not some weak-willed little loser who deals with being the butt of a joke; I am Dr. Amber Volakis and YOU JUST MADE THE WORST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE.
I'm coming down with a cold, I work a double in the ER tomorrow and I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS FANTASYLAND BULLSHIT. So pop out of the cake, say that this is all a STUPID JOKE, pull down the set and LET ME GO HOME.