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Eleanor Shellstrop is ([info]teamcockroach) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2018-04-12 19:49:00

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Entry tags:!network post, eleanor shellstrop, jason todd / red hood (au), jim kirk (aos), kitty pryde (616), megan gwynn / pixie (616)

Okay so when I was alive the first time around, I was basically a horrible person. A dumpster fire. A dirt bag. Being dead and faced with punishment and all that, I started to learn how to be a good person, even though I didn't really think I'd ever get to the Good Place.

Now I'm alive again and the only thing I've been doing for the last twelve years is sell crappy medication to sick and old people to try and weasel them out of however much money I could, but I don't want to do that anymore.

So, crowdsourcing here. What kind of job would a good person get?


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[info]unicornsforall
2018-04-12 11:54 pm UTC (link)
Nun!

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-04-12 11:57 pm UTC (link)
Uh, don't you have to be pure to do that?

And swear off alcohol? And sex? And having fun ever?


Or do you mean a singing one like Whoopi Goldberg?

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[info]unicornsforall
2018-04-12 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Okay, but if you like died and came back does that mean you're like all pure again?

Go for priest. They do all of that anyway!

But ooooooh. I say be Whoopi!

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-04-13 12:04 am UTC (link)
Whoa does that mean I'm a virgin again? Did I get re-hymenated?

You might be onto something.

Right? I'd need glasses for that. She wears glasses all the time, doesn't she?

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[info]unicornsforall
2018-04-13 12:07 am UTC (link)
I feel like you should totes figure that out.

UMMMMM. It's been like forever since I watched either movie.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-04-13 12:13 am UTC (link)
I really probably should.

No but like on the View or the Chat or the Bitch Session or whatever the show is she's on now.

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[info]unicornsforall
2018-04-13 12:15 am UTC (link)
I am way too young to watch that.

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(no subject) - [info]teamcockroach, 2018-04-13 12:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]unicornsforall, 2018-04-13 12:55 am UTC
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[info]nottiberius
2018-04-12 11:56 pm UTC (link)
You were dead? And now alive?

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-04-13 12:03 am UTC (link)
Yeah, and you know what? I forgot how much hangovers suck. Hangovers on a boat are even worse.

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[info]nottiberius
2018-04-13 12:03 am UTC (link)
All that rocking and rolling, yeah.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-04-13 12:05 am UTC (link)
Yeah, at least now I can get drunk on solid ground. When I have booze. Which means I need money. So I'm back to needing a job.

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[info]nottiberius
2018-04-13 12:05 am UTC (link)
What are you good at?

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-04-13 12:06 am UTC (link)
Drinking, messing up people's lives, celebrity twitter stalking, supporting misogynistic businesses, and selling fake medicine.

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(no subject) - [info]nottiberius, 2018-04-13 12:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teamcockroach, 2018-04-13 12:14 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]teamcockroach, 2018-04-13 12:20 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]janetisme, 2018-04-13 01:39 am UTC
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[info]fallenrobin
2018-04-13 12:33 am UTC (link)
I took over the drug trade when I came back from the dead. Probably don't do that.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-04-13 12:38 am UTC (link)
But see, that falls right inside my skillset.

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-04-13 12:44 am UTC (link)
Yeeeeeeeeeeeah, no, different kinds of drugs.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-04-13 12:46 am UTC (link)
I did that once for like a day. Fastest way I've ever made a thousand bucks without losing any clothes.

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-04-13 12:50 am UTC (link)
Okay, you definitely need a redemption story, but I'm not sure if you should go with the comical one or the gritty one.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-04-13 12:53 am UTC (link)
If I get a say, I'd go with comical.

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[info]phasing
2018-04-13 12:40 am UTC (link)
Do you wanna be philanthropic with your job or would you prefer to just work a normal job?

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-04-13 12:45 am UTC (link)
If Chidi was here, he'd say the philly one, so I'll go with that. Is there one involving either being a nun or selling books?

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[info]phasing
2018-04-13 12:51 am UTC (link)
Maybe a charity then? Something like getting a job at one of the halfway houses or one of the homeless shelters?

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-04-13 12:53 am UTC (link)
I've been told I'm not often a pleasant person. Would they really want me helping out somewhere like that? What work do you even do there?

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[info]phasing
2018-04-13 12:54 am UTC (link)
That's going to make it a little harder then. Maybe you could do stocking or something at a food bank?

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-04-13 12:56 am UTC (link)
That might be doable!

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