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Tweak says, "I cant believe u remember that"

Eleanor Shellstrop is (teamcockroach) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-04-12 19:49:00

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!network post, eleanor shellstrop, jason todd / red hood (au), jim kirk (aos), kitty pryde (616), megan gwynn / pixie (616)

Okay so when I was alive the first time around, I was basically a horrible person. A dumpster fire. A dirt bag. Being dead and faced with punishment and all that, I started to learn how to be a good person, even though I didn't really think I'd ever get to the Good Place.

Now I'm alive again and the only thing I've been doing for the last twelve years is sell crappy medication to sick and old people to try and weasel them out of however much money I could, but I don't want to do that anymore.

So, crowdsourcing here. What kind of job would a good person get?

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	fallenrobin 2018-04-13 12:33 am UTC (link)
	I took over the drug trade when I came back from the dead. Probably don't do that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-04-13 12:38 am UTC (link)
	But see, that falls right inside my skillset. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2018-04-13 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Yeeeeeeeeeeeah, no, different kinds of drugs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-04-13 12:46 am UTC (link)
	I did that once for like a day. Fastest way I've ever made a thousand bucks without losing any clothes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2018-04-13 12:50 am UTC (link)
	Okay, you definitely need a redemption story, but I'm not sure if you should go with the comical one or the gritty one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-04-13 12:53 am UTC (link)
	If I get a say, I'd go with comical. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2018-04-13 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Good call. Gritty sucks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-04-13 01:07 am UTC (link)
	I've got a line on a couple food banks who might be hiring. Wish my sober ass luck, will you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2018-04-13 01:08 am UTC (link)
	Now that's the kind of job a good person takes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-04-13 01:09 am UTC (link)
	Then I'm on the right track already! I wonder if that's why I can curse now. Huh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2018-04-13 01:14 am UTC (link)
	What's with the no swearing thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-04-13 01:15 am UTC (link)
	I couldn't do it when I was dead, and I couldn't do it on the ship. But now I can. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2018-04-13 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Feel nice? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-04-13 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Fuck yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2018-04-13 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Looks like it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-04-13 01:32 am UTC (link)
	This deserves a celebration. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	teamcockroach 2018-04-13 01:08 am UTC (link)
	HEY I SAID ASS! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2018-04-13 01:13 am UTC (link)
	I would love to say that, but now I have money Al can take away. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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