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Tweak says, "Britin"

Eleanor Shellstrop is (teamcockroach) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-04-12 19:49:00

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!network post, eleanor shellstrop, jason todd / red hood (au), jim kirk (aos), kitty pryde (616), megan gwynn / pixie (616)

Okay so when I was alive the first time around, I was basically a horrible person. A dumpster fire. A dirt bag. Being dead and faced with punishment and all that, I started to learn how to be a good person, even though I didn't really think I'd ever get to the Good Place.

Now I'm alive again and the only thing I've been doing for the last twelve years is sell crappy medication to sick and old people to try and weasel them out of however much money I could, but I don't want to do that anymore.

So, crowdsourcing here. What kind of job would a good person get?

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	teamcockroach 2018-04-12 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	Uh, don't you have to be pure to do that? And swear off alcohol? And sex? And having fun ever? Or do you mean a singing one like Whoopi Goldberg? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unicornsforall 2018-04-12 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, but if you like died and came back does that mean you're like all pure again? Go for priest. They do all of that anyway! But ooooooh. I say be Whoopi! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-04-13 12:04 am UTC (link)
	Whoa does that mean I'm a virgin again? Did I get re-hymenated? You might be onto something. Right? I'd need glasses for that. She wears glasses all the time, doesn't she? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unicornsforall 2018-04-13 12:07 am UTC (link)
	I feel like you should totes figure that out. UMMMMM. It's been like forever since I watched either movie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-04-13 12:13 am UTC (link)
	I really probably should. No but like on the View or the Chat or the Bitch Session or whatever the show is she's on now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unicornsforall 2018-04-13 12:15 am UTC (link)
	I am way too young to watch that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-04-13 12:54 am UTC (link)
	How old are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unicornsforall 2018-04-13 12:55 am UTC (link)
	16! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-04-13 12:57 am UTC (link)
	I was younger than you when I got myself emancipated. But I get it, you're probably in school when those shows are on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unicornsforall 2018-04-13 12:58 am UTC (link)
	That sounds sucky, but yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-04-13 01:01 am UTC (link)
	My parents were worse assholes than me, so the moment I could, I had them sign the papers and got my own apartment by working two jobs in high school. Even put myself through college without them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unicornsforall 2018-04-13 01:06 am UTC (link)
	Way harsh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-04-13 01:11 am UTC (link)
	Well my dad was a junkie and my mom was a drunk. They got divorced when I was eight. I blamed them for a lot of things and wanted to get out of there. I still use them as a crutch for my awful deeds, though, but I'm getting better. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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