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Thalia Grace ([info]wasatree) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2020-02-18 08:43:00

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Entry tags:active: bruce banner, active: hugo weasley, inactive: billy kaplan, inactive: thalia grace

A minister, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, "I think I'm a Type-O".


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[info]wasatree
2020-02-20 09:24 pm UTC (link)
I'll console myself by constantly muttering "One day they will realize my genius!"

And possibly fall into a vat of nuclear chemicals.

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[info]actualdemiurge
2020-02-20 09:26 pm UTC (link)
And one day they will, but then they'll spell your name wrong and credit your second cousin twice removed instead.

And then slowly start taking over Gotham's underground crime syndicates.

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-20 09:28 pm UTC (link)
Except for the few people who figured out the truth and get accused of being conspiracy theorists.

You know, as you do.

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[info]actualdemiurge
2020-02-20 09:29 pm UTC (link)
You'd get your own hashtag and there'd be a corner of reddit dedicated to the truth.

Typical Saturday evening for me, I have no idea what you're talking about. Though if I was going for a city to take over, I'd go for Bludhaven. Less competition.

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-20 09:42 pm UTC (link)
And then since I'm immortal, I'll be around to try to set the record straight, and be accused of a troll that's just spouting nonsense.

Yeah but who wants to take over Bludhaven? It's like going to a Chinese restaurant where the only customers are white.

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[info]actualdemiurge
2020-02-20 09:43 pm UTC (link)
You too? Hey, immortality is neat. It'd be a tough sell, since most people on the internet are idiots.

It's a good start. Plus I've always wanted to meet Nightwing. Mostly it's for Nightwing.

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-20 09:47 pm UTC (link)
I guess. I haven't seen enough of my friends grow old and die to really say.

I feel like there's a better way to meet Nightwing than as his nemesis.

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[info]actualdemiurge
2020-02-20 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Cheerful. Yeah, I feel like the best option is to retreat and become a hermit and communicate on message boards. Then you don't see anyone die. Or surround yourself with other immortal people.

Maybe, but I'm not the damsel in distress type.

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-20 10:57 pm UTC (link)
Most immortal people I know are assholes though. Except the Hunters - and they're not here :(

You know there's like a few options that fall between nemesis and damsel in distress right?

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[info]actualdemiurge
2020-02-20 10:58 pm UTC (link)
Ugh, that sucks. Hopefully, you can find more immortal people here to befriend. You guys can live on an island.

I'm a full drama or nothing kinda guy.

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-20 11:07 pm UTC (link)
As long as there's streaming and food options.

So...mysterious ally who shows up once in a while to utter cryptic stuff and save the day is out?

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[info]actualdemiurge
2020-02-21 04:21 pm UTC (link)
Your island, your rules. Just get a replicator from the Enterprise and you'll never have to worry about food ever again.

Mysterious ally who shows up to flirt shamelessly and drop pop culture references everywhere might be in...

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-22 06:22 pm UTC (link)
I like this island.

See? There you go, you have a gig now.

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[info]actualdemiurge
2020-02-25 09:33 pm UTC (link)
Can I have free room & board when I come to visit?

I'll add that to my business card :D

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-27 07:37 am UTC (link)
Only if you bring me the freshly hewn head of a murderous monster. Kidding. It doesn't have to be fresh.

There you go! Happy to help.

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[info]actualdemiurge
2020-02-29 02:48 pm UTC (link)
Well, if it doesn't have to be fresh... I can just take one out of my closet of monster heads. I was inspired by Return to Oz.

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-29 07:45 pm UTC (link)
Do you wear them too?

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[info]actualdemiurge
2020-02-29 07:49 pm UTC (link)
Of course not, I said inspired by.

You have to be one of, like, ten people who's seen that movie.

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-29 07:52 pm UTC (link)
No way! It traumatized a whole generation of girls, where I come from.

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[info]actualdemiurge
2020-02-29 07:54 pm UTC (link)
It's one of those cult classics that people never really saw unless you caught it on TV by accident where I come from.

Still traumatising.

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-29 07:54 pm UTC (link)
I grew up in Hollywood so I watched a lot of movies.

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[info]actualdemiurge
2020-02-29 07:57 pm UTC (link)
Ah, that makes more sense. It was just an obscure, terrifying film.

The black cauldron was a similar one. The horned king gave me nightmares when I was a kid.

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-29 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Classic.

I was more scared of Mombi than of the horned king. Maybe because I actually did have horned monsters trying to kill me?

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[info]actualdemiurge
2020-02-29 08:01 pm UTC (link)
Definitely a classic. Responsible for young mind-warping the same way Labryinth and The Dark Crystal were.

You what now? o_o

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[info]wasatree
2020-02-29 08:38 pm UTC (link)
What scarred me more on those ones was watching them with a bunch of old guys who were high on coke. Gross

To be fair, they were mostly trying to eat me. The killing would've been just incidental.

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(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-02-29 08:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-29 08:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-02-29 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-29 10:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-02-29 11:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-02-29 11:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-03-01 02:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-03-01 11:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-03-01 06:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-03-01 06:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-03-01 06:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-03-01 07:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]actualdemiurge, 2020-03-01 07:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wasatree, 2020-03-02 04:08 am UTC

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