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Thor Odinson ([info]stillworthy) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-22 01:15:00

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Entry tags:active: clint barton, active: darcy lewis, active: morgan stark, active: steve rogers, active: thor odinson, active: tony stark

What do you call the God of Shell-fish?

Lobs-THOR


[Tony, Clint and Steve]

You have two friends, for simplicity sake… we’ll call one J and one D. They are both smart, and funny, and kind. They are also good friends of one another.

Say, you dated J, and loved her so much that you gave up the throne of your people and ultimately, apparently, risked their safety to court her. And eventually, you began to have Wanda inspired nightmares about (what you would later find out) was the end of the world thanks to a purple giant with many gems.

You will always have a soft spot for Jane. Sometimes, you think that maybe you miss her.

And then there is D. D is… like fresh air and the sun and home all at once. She is fun. She is energy. You have spent a lot… of time with D lately. You’ve known D for many years and your friendship is comfortable. You watch a movie in bed with D and then… suddenly you are making out with D. You quite enjoy your moment. You want to have dinner with her and treat her well.

But she is J’s friend. And you are J’s friend. And you have a fondness for J, and you do not wish to hurt her feelings.

What would you do?


...also, hypothetically speaking, D lives with your daughter from a different reality.


(added later)[Darcy]

We should talk.



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[info]machinesrus
2019-09-22 07:25 am UTC (link)
How do Asgardians send messages?
In Norse code.

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[info]stillworthy
2019-09-22 03:35 pm UTC (link)
That is a good one!


What does Thor call his underwear?

Ass-gard.

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[info]machinesrus
2019-09-22 08:06 pm UTC (link)
I admit I know woefully few Asgard jokes. I feel like most of the ones that exist are probably ass puns.

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[info]stillworthy
2019-09-22 10:25 pm UTC (link)
My ass is... as the kids say... on point.

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(no subject) - [info]machinesrus, 2019-09-23 12:39 am UTC
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[info]cauterising
2019-09-22 07:54 am UTC (link)
Jesus none of that is remotely hypothetical sounding.

Hypothetically if Jane is still your friend, surely she just wants you to be happy. And if Darcy is making you happy... and you're making her happy...

Probably just talk to J about how you feel? The way you're putting it man, you gotta take a chance on something.

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[info]stillworthy
2019-09-22 03:37 pm UTC (link)
J just got here. I am concerned about hurting her. I am also concerned about J and D fighting.

Perhaps I should talk to Darcy...

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[info]cauterising
2019-09-22 05:52 pm UTC (link)
You could always try to talk to her together.

Without being too sort of ambushy I mean. Just explain that you didn't see it coming but you've gotten closer. I'm sure Jane'll just want you happy. She seems like that kind of woman.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-09-22 01:56 pm UTC (link)
I approve of th--
God, please don't remind me about Wanda's nigh---

I really like D, my dude. Granted, I don't know J as well, but if this place is about new lives, maybe you should go for what makes you happy right now, not what previously made you happy or what might make you happy in the future. Think of it this way - if J and D disappeared tomorrow, who would you miss more?

I wouldn't worry about the kid. You'll still try with her so that is all that matters.

Also, I need to explain what "hypothetical" means next time I see you.

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[info]stillworthy
2019-09-22 03:40 pm UTC (link)
How did you figure out
I mean... you might not have met D?

I would miss D, everyone would. J just got here and is less... everywhere. I caused them both to dust in the real world anyway, so the fact that either is talking to me right now--

I don't want to upset her. J. Or for her to be upset with Darc. I mean, D.

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Tony | Thor
[info]notyourplayboy
2019-09-22 03:43 pm UTC (link)
Uncle Sky Buddy, I’m literally a genius. We don’t need initials.

Is Jane still hung up on you?

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Tony | Thor
[info]stillworthy
2019-09-22 04:13 pm UTC (link)
But--- okay.


I don't know. We've barely spoken. I have... a soft spot for her. I don't ache for what we were, but I don't want to see her hurt.

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Re: Tony | Thor - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-09-22 04:25 pm UTC
Tony | Thor - [info]stillworthy, 2019-09-22 04:31 pm UTC
Re: Tony | Thor - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-09-22 04:33 pm UTC
Tony | Thor - [info]stillworthy, 2019-09-22 10:21 pm UTC
Re: Tony | Thor - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-09-22 10:22 pm UTC
Tony | Thor - [info]stillworthy, 2019-09-22 10:23 pm UTC
Re: Tony | Thor - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-09-22 10:24 pm UTC
Tony | Thor - [info]stillworthy, 2019-09-22 10:25 pm UTC
Re: Tony | Thor - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-09-22 10:25 pm UTC

[info]maguna
2019-09-22 03:34 pm UTC (link)
LOBS-THOR!

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[info]stillworthy
2019-09-22 03:35 pm UTC (link)
I will Lob You!

Get it?

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[info]maguna
2019-09-22 03:44 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This has been the only acceptable joke from the whole hoppy bastard ordeal.

Adding Uncle Lobs-Thor to your growing list of nicknames.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-09-22 04:03 pm UTC (link)
The nicknames make me cry tears of joy.

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(no subject) - [info]maguna, 2019-09-22 04:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-09-22 04:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]maguna, 2019-09-22 04:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-09-22 04:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]heroadjacent, 2019-09-22 04:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-09-22 04:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]heroadjacent, 2019-09-22 04:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-09-22 04:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]maguna, 2019-09-22 04:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]heroadjacent, 2019-09-22 04:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]maguna, 2019-09-22 04:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]heroadjacent, 2019-09-22 05:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]maguna, 2019-09-22 05:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]heroadjacent, 2019-09-22 05:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-09-22 04:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]heroadjacent, 2019-09-22 04:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-09-22 04:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]heroadjacent, 2019-09-22 05:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-09-22 05:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]halflistening, 2019-09-22 06:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]stillworthy, 2019-09-22 04:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]maguna, 2019-09-22 04:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]stillworthy, 2019-09-22 04:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-09-22 04:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]stillworthy, 2019-09-22 04:49 pm UTC

[info]stillworthy
2019-09-22 04:14 pm UTC (link)
I'm going to need more nicknames for you, my list has not grown as quickly.

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(no subject) - [info]maguna, 2019-09-22 04:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]stillworthy, 2019-09-22 04:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]maguna, 2019-09-22 04:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]stillworthy, 2019-09-22 05:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-09-22 05:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]stillworthy, 2019-09-22 05:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-09-22 05:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]stillworthy, 2019-09-22 05:30 pm UTC
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[info]alwayshonest
2019-09-22 04:51 pm UTC (link)
I think honesty is usually the best policy. Just tell them both how you feel.

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[info]stillworthy
2019-09-22 05:05 pm UTC (link)
Feelings are delicate

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[info]alwayshonest
2019-09-22 09:49 pm UTC (link)
Feelings get more delicate when you try to keep the truth from someone to spare them being hurt.

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[info]stillworthy
2019-09-22 09:58 pm UTC (link)
... what if we just do it for a little while.

because why tell her if it could be... nothing.

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FILTER. - [info]alwayshonest, 2019-09-22 10:20 pm UTC
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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-09-22 10:15 pm UTC (link)
Agreed.

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FILTER. - [info]stillworthy, 2019-09-22 10:19 pm UTC
Re: FILTER. - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-09-22 10:21 pm UTC
Darcy | Thor
[info]halflistening
2019-09-22 06:51 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, we probably should.

Last night was amazing fantas scar really something.

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Darcy | Thor
[info]stillworthy
2019-09-22 07:07 pm UTC (link)
I enjoyed last night too.

I would like to take you to a dinner place. A nice one. For Dinner. Maybe?


We should also talk about J. ane.

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Darcy | Thor
[info]halflistening
2019-09-22 07:10 pm UTC (link)
Oh thank go

I'd like that. When do you want to go?



Yeah, we should. I don't want either of us burning bridges with her, you know? Jane is good people and she doesn't deserve to be treated badly.

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Darcy | Thor
[info]stillworthy
2019-09-22 07:22 pm UTC (link)
When is good for you?



I do not with to upset, Jane.

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Darcy | Thor - [info]halflistening, 2019-09-22 07:32 pm UTC
Darcy | Thor - [info]stillworthy, 2019-09-22 07:52 pm UTC
Darcy | Thor - [info]halflistening, 2019-09-22 07:55 pm UTC


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