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Sam Winchester (devium_filius) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-13 14:36:00

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active: clint barton, active: freddy freeman, inactive: faith lehane

Uh..did anyone take over building maintenance since Frank ~~disappeared~~ ~~left~~ is gone?

Because there might be a couple things that need attention. Namely, the fact that I seem to be stuck between floors in the elevator. Less urgent is the crack in the doorframe that I hit my head on this morning, the small (now taken care of) fire that used to be my microwave and the hole in the wall where I pulled the fire extinguisher off to deal with the microwave.

And to top it all off, I lost my shoe ~~again~~

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	Ooc; sent after Sam's out the elevator and Clint's off handymaning cauterising 2019-09-13 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Are you serious? You've got more wall off the wall than there is fire extinguisher! Did you kick it into the wall before lifting it. ~~For fuck sake this is a whole wall repair~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	devium_filius 2019-09-13 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	My kitchen was on fire. Should I have gone to find a less stuck extinguisher and left the fire unattended? Adrenaline rush, maybe? I’d offer to help but I’d probably maim you with a hammer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cauterising 2019-09-13 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	There's a sink with water right over there ~~jesus fucking fuck~~ I'm amazed this wasn't a supporting wall that came down on your head the bad luck you have. Yeah, no. No help from you. Just say in your bad luck cloud away from me. But avoid enclosed spaces and don't set anything else on fire by looking at it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	devium_filius 2019-09-13 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	It almost broke my foot when it finally came off the wall. That doesn’t really leave me anywhere to actually go. Staying still apparently doesn’t make a difference since things just burst into flames or malfunction in my general vicinity. I’d say I need a drink but I’d probably get alcohol poisoning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cauterising 2019-09-13 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	~~For. Fuck. Sake~~ Next time there's a fire just announce it and walk away. You better hope whatever this is doesn't last, or you are really going to die. There's not even anywhere fire proof you can sit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	devium_filius 2019-09-13 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	Right. You know, you actually sound worried. Will you miss me when I die of bad luck? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cauterising 2019-09-13 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	If you break anything else, and I mean anything. I am going to stab you and put you in a closet until all of this is ~~fucking~~ over and I will not feel a second of remorse or guilt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	devium_filius 2019-09-13 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	Maya says you’re a teddy bear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cauterising 2019-09-13 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	Maya knows a different version of me. Maya has also never caused me the biggest headache known to man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	devium_filius 2019-09-13 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	Are you sure it’s me? Maybe it’s your own bad luck, seems like everyone’s coming down with it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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