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Sam Winchester ([info]devium_filius) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-13 14:36:00

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Entry tags:active: clint barton, active: freddy freeman, inactive: faith lehane

Uh..did anyone take over building maintenance since Frank disappeared left is gone?

Because there might be a couple things that need attention. Namely, the fact that I seem to be stuck between floors in the elevator. Less urgent is the crack in the doorframe that I hit my head on this morning, the small (now taken care of) fire that used to be my microwave and the hole in the wall where I pulled the fire extinguisher off to deal with the microwave.

And to top it all off, I lost my shoe again


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[info]cauterising
2019-09-13 01:53 pm UTC (link)
Are you actually serious?

Could you maybe not need your own maintenance squad for five minutes?

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 01:58 pm UTC (link)
Is this typically something people joke about with you?

Dude! I’m literally just standing here doing nothing.

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[info]cauterising
2019-09-13 02:01 pm UTC (link)
I've never known someone to do this much to themselves in so little time and I had three kids.

Do less of nothing jeez. What floor are you stuck on?

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 02:08 pm UTC (link)
It’s not like I started the fire deliberately, it just kind of went up in smoke while I was standing there.

I’m doing as little nothing as I possibly can. Between three and four.

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[info]cauterising
2019-09-13 02:18 pm UTC (link)
Microwaves tend not to just go on fire.

Okay, don’t touch anything. God knows you’ll break something else. Give me five to look at things.

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 04:19 pm UTC (link)
Dude! I touched nothing, I swear, and now the lights have gone out and there’s a buzzy sound coming from the button panel. Was that you ‘looking’ at things?

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[info]cauterising
2019-09-13 05:14 pm UTC (link)
Holy fuck you're going to die No, that was not me, I did not think turning the elevator off and back on again counted as 'taking a look at it'.

Just... sit down and try thinking positive thoughts or somethin.

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 05:25 pm UTC (link)
Solid reasoning there.

Positive thoughts? Like the upside of being electrocuted before I plummet down an elevator shaft to my death? That sort of thing?

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[info]cauterising
2019-09-13 05:28 pm UTC (link)
How about the not plummeting anywhere and don't think stupid shit while I try to pry the fucking doors open because of course the safety release isn't working.

If I didn't think you'd somehow cause an overload through the building from sitting there I'd go fix your microwave first.

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 05:41 pm UTC (link)
I don’t want the plummeting, that’s just the way my day is going.

I think the microwaves a write off, forget it.

Should I try to jimmy it from this side? Do you think that’d help?

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[info]cauterising
2019-09-13 05:49 pm UTC (link)
Join the club, you are the way my day is going.

That's if it hasn't started burning down your apartment yet.

Honestly, I think you'd end up getting the doors shut stuck and I'd need to pull you out from above.

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 05:57 pm UTC (link)
Judging by the network, I’m not the only one.

I did put it out before I left, I didn’t just nope out of there to leave my roommates to a fiery death in 3-4 minutes.

No helping, got it.

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[info]cauterising
2019-09-13 06:09 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, either this is everyone having cosmic bad luck, or a massive joke.

That's if it stayed out or someone else didn't set something else on fire.

I've figured this piece of nonsense out, stop talking for five minutes.

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Ooc :D
[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 06:17 pm UTC (link)
[Sam stops talking for five minutes]

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Ooc; sent after Sam's out the elevator and Clint's off handymaning
[info]cauterising
2019-09-13 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Are you serious? You've got more wall off the wall than there is fire extinguisher!

Did you kick it into the wall before lifting it. For fuck sake this is a whole wall repair

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 07:35 pm UTC (link)
My kitchen was on fire. Should I have gone to find a less stuck extinguisher and left the fire unattended?

Adrenaline rush, maybe? I’d offer to help but I’d probably maim you with a hammer.

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[info]cauterising
2019-09-13 07:40 pm UTC (link)
There's a sink with water right over there jesus fucking fuck I'm amazed this wasn't a supporting wall that came down on your head the bad luck you have.

Yeah, no. No help from you. Just say in your bad luck cloud away from me. But avoid enclosed spaces and don't set anything else on fire by looking at it.

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 07:44 pm UTC (link)
It almost broke my foot when it finally came off the wall.

That doesn’t really leave me anywhere to actually go. Staying still apparently doesn’t make a difference since things just burst into flames or malfunction in my general vicinity. I’d say I need a drink but I’d probably get alcohol poisoning.

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[info]cauterising
2019-09-13 07:53 pm UTC (link)
For. Fuck. Sake Next time there's a fire just announce it and walk away.

You better hope whatever this is doesn't last, or you are really going to die. There's not even anywhere fire proof you can sit.

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 08:10 pm UTC (link)
Right.

You know, you actually sound worried. Will you miss me when I die of bad luck?

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[info]cauterising
2019-09-13 08:17 pm UTC (link)
If you break anything else, and I mean anything. I am going to stab you and put you in a closet until all of this is fucking over and I will not feel a second of remorse or guilt.

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Maya says you’re a teddy bear.

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[info]cauterising
2019-09-13 08:48 pm UTC (link)
Maya knows a different version of me. Maya has also never caused me the biggest headache known to man.

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Are you sure it’s me? Maybe it’s your own bad luck, seems like everyone’s coming down with it.

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[info]freemanspeaks
2019-09-13 02:09 pm UTC (link)
That's a lot to happen in one day. Are you okay?

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 02:17 pm UTC (link)
Just a couple scrapes, Freddy. I’ll be fine, thanks.

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[info]slayersocialwrk
2019-09-13 02:17 pm UTC (link)
Wow, which PTB did you piss off?

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 04:57 pm UTC (link)
I’m guessing all of them, purely based on the vast number of unfortunate events.

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[info]slayersocialwrk
2019-09-13 05:18 pm UTC (link)
Lucky you.

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 05:22 pm UTC (link)
Funny.

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[info]ashtawawidiwin
2019-09-13 06:59 pm UTC (link)
I twisted my ankle. I never twist my ankle. That's on top of the cafe being out of apple and custard danishes and then getting my actual order wrong. I'm officially not doing anything for the rest of the day.

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 07:32 pm UTC (link)
Ok, well I’d maybe suggest not doing anything somewhere other than the apartment because of the microwave incident.

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[info]ashtawawidiwin
2019-09-13 07:38 pm UTC (link)
I'm not sure anywhere's going to be really safe from the looks of the network.

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 07:44 pm UTC (link)
Getting that feeling. Maybe the hospital?

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[info]ashtawawidiwin
2019-09-13 08:05 pm UTC (link)
I'll probably leave that to people with real injuries. Maybe if I just sit on the couch doing absolutely nothing all day...

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 08:08 pm UTC (link)
Watch out for Barton, he’s a little cranky about all the repairs I created for him in our apartment.

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[info]ashtawawidiwin
2019-09-13 08:10 pm UTC (link)
Aw, Clint's a teddybear.

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 08:15 pm UTC (link)
Maybe, but a teddy bear who’d probably quite like to shoot me. And knowing my luck right now, he’ll do it too.

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[info]ashtawawidiwin
2019-09-13 08:20 pm UTC (link)
I'll sweet talk him for you.

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[info]theghostking
2019-09-13 08:24 pm UTC (link)
are you still stuck?

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 08:35 pm UTC (link)
No, Clint got me out, now I’m trying not to break anything else.

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[info]theghostking
2019-09-13 09:40 pm UTC (link)
ok cool

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[info]notmoose
2019-09-13 08:39 pm UTC (link)
I'm stuck in Baby. By the looks of things it's the safest place to be right now.

Unless I overheat.

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 08:44 pm UTC (link)
Crack a window? It’s definitely safer than being out here.

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[info]notmoose
2019-09-13 09:07 pm UTC (link)
Managed to get the window down a bit before the handle broke off. I'm not touching anything else. I don't want to break her.

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 09:22 pm UTC (link)
Well, you won’t overheat I guess, so there’s that. Do you have food in there or do you need me to try and get something to you through the window?

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[info]notmoose
2019-09-13 09:34 pm UTC (link)
There's some jerky in the glove box. Not sure how old it is. Couple of candy bars. You couldn't get pie through the gap.

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[info]devium_filius
2019-09-13 10:23 pm UTC (link)
Maybe, don’t get food poisoning.

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