Some Reality Web

Sobriety is worth it. Someone tell me it is How did I just break a tooth on an apple?

[TONY, SAM]
Aside from Five the two of you are listed in my sobriety journal as 'ridiculously smart'. If I wanted to stop a physical manifestation, what are my realistic options?

[NUMBERLUTHER, ALLISON, DIEGO, KLAUS, FIVE, VANYA]
Look, I apparently had a lot of money stashed away which I somehow didn't spend on, and after some budgeting I don't know I am even doing this right, I am pretty sure I can afford to pay for a shrink for Ben to talk to. Going to make an appointment for him tomorrow. I thought you should all know.

[DIEGO]
But Diego, now that I still have your attention [...] can you like, drag me to my NA meetings?

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Possible mentions of suicide in comments.

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH KAINE YOU BIG BULLY???

FML. It's not even 11am and so many of my experiments have gone wrong. I've just got to be having an off day right? I'm better at sciencing than this!

All comlinks are active and online.


[OOC: Those with all comlinks will receive locations of disasters from Cisco all plot.. But I can barely keep up mobile, sorry if I'm slow!]

Uh..did anyone take over building maintenance since Frank disappeared left is gone?

Because there might be a couple things that need attention. Namely, the fact that I seem to be stuck between floors in the elevator. Less urgent is the crack in the doorframe that I hit my head on this morning, the small (now taken care of) fire that used to be my microwave and the hole in the wall where I pulled the fire extinguisher off to deal with the microwave.

And to top it all off, I lost my shoe again

I was making a bad of popcorn in the microwave when it started smoking - the microwave, not the popcorn and, uh, really really sorry about the mess roomies.

Also, we're gonna need a new microwave so I guess I'm going shopping.

ETA an hour later - MESSAGE TO HANNAH ABBOTT.

I stepped in a hole and twisted my ankle.
Pretty sure it's broken.
Can you come fix it please

[OOC: because this is Friday the 13th, no store will have a single microwave in stock when Rose gets to them.]

Has anything happened to you today?

I burnt toast. I never burn toast. Almost swallowed a bird Tripped while running late for work. Mixed up all of my paperwork. And my work computer says OS not found.

Friday the Thirteenth is still not real. It's not real!

[ Texts to Stiles (out of order because cell service problems) ]

» And the lights just went off. Great.
» Looks like the subways are backed up
» Not going to be home for dinner probably
» We're deep underground
» So I don't even know if you're going to get this but

please dont tread on me roommates!

Really not surprised I died today. Now my shirt's all fucking bloody. Oh well.

I have gone to the park.

I am very static today.

I accidentally shocked several people today, and burnt a small hole in my bedroom rug.

Well shit.

I was trying to take a shower but it seems that I can only get cold water. And before some smartass makes the obvious comment. No, I didn't need one.

But now the door is stuck and I can't get out and I've already tried climbing.

So help?

To whoever's head I just popped into, I am so sorry. I don't know how that happened. My telepathy doesn't usually work without me trying but don't worry, I won't tell anyone what I saw. I swear.

And if you didn't realize that it happened, just ignore this...