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Harry Hook is chaotic neutral (ง'̀-'́)ง (callemfishbait) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-12 18:44:00

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Wut is it with all the pumpkin flavored shite? Wanted some glug, but annoyingly nay allowed. Settled on a latte.

Do not recommend.

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	callemfishbait 2019-09-12 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	...come again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

baculum
2019-09-12 11:28 pm UTC (link)

It's a holiday where, when you're a kid, you get dressed up like something else and go door-to-door begging strangers for candy. And they give it to you.

When you get a little bit older it mostly becomes about dressing in a way that makes you feel like other people are attracted to you.

But you also get to carve faces int pumpkins and put a candle in them so they glow, and other suitably aesthetic choices.

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	callemfishbait 2019-09-12 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like a good way to get snatched, lovely. We dinnae do Halloween on the Isle, but I think it may have been more of an Auradon thing. Ah, so dress like meself. I can handle that. ...right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baculum 2019-09-12 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't do too much of it when I was little ~~because people wanted me dead and then my mom and I were~~ but I always appreciated what it was going for. Dress like yourself times ten, if you can. I'll show you the pumpkins. It could be a fun activity, if any place around here sells them... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	callemfishbait 2019-09-12 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	I see. Darling, I dinnae think this place could handle me dialed up ta ten. Mutilate pumpkins with faces? Sure, why not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baculum 2019-09-12 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	No better time to test that theory than on Halloween. And knives! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	callemfishbait 2019-09-12 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose. Dinnae see the point, but wut will it hurt? Always fun to play with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baculum 2019-09-13 12:02 am UTC (link)
	I mean, imagine all the girls that will fawn over you. Isn't that enough for most guys? I knew we could find a way in for you. Also it'd be hurting the thing that's currently hurting you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	callemfishbait 2019-09-13 12:03 am UTC (link)
	Just girls? Losing me touch. Death ta pumpkins! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baculum 2019-09-13 12:05 am UTC (link)
	And full of surprises. Poor things don't know what's coming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	callemfishbait 2019-09-13 12:07 am UTC (link)
	How so? Nay, they won't. I do remember a tale of lighting the things to keep the ghouls away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baculum 2019-09-13 12:11 am UTC (link)
	A pretty good amount of guys I knew would be uncomfortable with the idea of being seen as attractive to another guy. Yes! Exactly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	callemfishbait 2019-09-13 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Why? Gender dinnae matter when it comes to looks. Attractive is attractive. Huh, guess I should have paid a wee bit more attention in class. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baculum 2019-09-13 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Not a lot of people agree with us, is all. Nah, there won't be a quiz. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	callemfishbait 2019-09-13 12:36 am UTC (link)
	Lot of people are dumb, luv. That's good, even if I do tend ta knock oral tests out of the park. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baculum 2019-09-13 12:38 am UTC (link)
	Is that because they can't understand your accent so they just pass you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	callemfishbait 2019-09-13 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Me accent ain't that bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baculum 2019-09-13 12:41 am UTC (link)
	It has a lot of character. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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