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Tweak says, "It's just like Sister Ray said"

Noah Foster (partykiller) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-08 13:04:00

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active: brooke maddox, active: freddy freeman, active: peter parker, active: tony stark, inactive: emma duval, inactive: noah foster

Okay, so, did someone spike my coffee with ayahuasca again? Because this has pretty much gotta be an hallucination and if that's not what's happening here then I got nothing.

Although, I have always wanted to visit New York, but I'd sort of imagined the whole 'great American road trip' thing like in 'On the Road' or 'Thelma and Louise', except maybe with less driving off cliffs. Definitely didn't expect this.

Also what is a Jubilant entity, and why is it even Jubilant? Gotta say I’m not the biggest fan of anonymous notes from faceless individuals.
Which I guess is a good place to ‘insert name here’. Hi Goodland, I’m Noah.

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	partykiller 2019-09-08 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds good. Who’s everyone? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

fknaudrey
2019-09-08 05:09 pm UTC (link)

Me, Brook, Emma, You. Some friends of mine.

[Noah]
Sit down. Are you sitting? Okay.

Peter Parker, for one. Jason Todd, who is our other roommate. Darcy Lewis. Tandy Bowen, who I can't quite put my finger on but I'm pretty sure she has powers. Nico di Angelo. And I invited the entire Umbrella Academy, but so far Five and Luther are the only ones who have RSVPed. But I will not hesitate to drag Diego out of bed and make him eat breakfast.

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	Noah/Audrey partykiller 2019-09-08 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, I’m sitting. This has gotta be a joke, right? You’re trying to tell me I’m about to have breakfast in an alternative universe with three of my best friends and an assortment of comic book/movie/tv characters? I might need a minute. And a rabies shot, I sat on the wall next to the ostriches and one of them bit me. Do ostriches have rabies? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Noah/Audrey fknaudrey 2019-09-08 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	That's exactly what I'm telling you. ~~And also I'm~~ ~~Nah.~~ Throw some water on them to check? That might also aggravate them more, sure, but it'd give you some degree of insight into whether they're rabid or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Noah/Audrey partykiller 2019-09-08 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	Well, fuck. Damn it, Audrey. I’m freaking out. Is this comic book world? Do the rules of comic book apply? If I got bit by an ostrich am I now Ostrich Man?what the hell super power would I even have? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Noah/Audrey

fknaudrey
2019-09-08 10:12 pm UTC (link)

Okay, I'm gonna be honest. But do not tell Emma. Emma needs to hear it the way Emma needs to hear it.

Weird shit happens here sometimes. Not Lakewood-weird, but we had dementors here a month ago and I ran into one and it looked like Kieran. And it fucking wigged me out, right? Even though it only lasted a couple minutes. On the whole, things are pretty normal, though. Except you can't leave Manhattan unless the Entity decides to relocate us to Queens or a beach in Florida or whatever for a weekend. It's wack. But like. It's also not bad? I've got a decent job and I'm going to school and my therapist is fucking amazing and like I think Billy Russo is trying to adopt me? Also he and Frank Castle are like a happily married domestic couple so obviously it's not exactly like the comics.

If it makes you feel any better, though, I don't think you're going to turn into Ostrich Man.

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