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Nᴀᴛʜᴀɴ ([info]bartonesque) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2021-02-16 18:54:00

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Entry tags:active: clint barton, active: laura howlett, active: lila barton, active: morgan stark, active: nathaniel barton, active: tony stark

[DAD]

So like I know I'm grounded forever but... I just got a note about going to Uncle Tony's farm, and it feels like something I should totally do. Y'know, like an assignment for my GED or something.

Which.... y'know, is important and... means I can... break my grounding to specifically go straight to the farm? Right? Please?

[added later]

Holy shit sticks, Lila, the horses are here.

Sorry Uncle Tony but there are more mouths at the farm! Our chicken coop showed up, and Blitzen and Prancer, and that fucking rooster, but I think we're far enough away and there are more goats!

So Tor is okay with goats but is less okay with horses and crap, is there even a stables here for the horses???


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[info]bartonesque
2021-02-16 08:06 pm UTC (link)
WAIT TIL YOU SEE OUR HORSES THEY ARE SO PRETTY.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2021-02-16 08:09 pm UTC (link)
Do you ride them?

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[info]bartonesque
2021-02-16 08:15 pm UTC (link)
Yeah; Lila's better at it, cause she's kinda better at everything, but they're really sweet. Blitzen is the calmest, and Lila can usually race Prancer, because he's an old race horse mom adopted.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2021-02-16 08:22 pm UTC (link)
We're going to have to build some stables. I'll get Steve on it.

They are beautiful.

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[info]bartonesque
2021-02-16 08:28 pm UTC (link)
Yes! Stables would definitely be great. I'd say ask dad to help, but I don't think dad should And I bet some of the others would love to learn to ride.

They are right. Also, um... there's 40 chickens now. And some more goats, because I may or may not love goats. And a demonic rooster, but I'm sure he'll just chill the fuck hell out eventually.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2021-02-16 08:32 pm UTC (link)
You gotta tell Bruce about the goats.

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[info]bartonesque
2021-02-16 08:36 pm UTC (link)
Does.... Does Bruce not like goats?

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[info]notyourplayboy
2021-02-16 08:49 pm UTC (link)
He insists one doesn't like him.

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[info]bartonesque
2021-02-16 10:50 pm UTC (link)
I think that's more a Bruce thing...

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[info]sevenphds
2021-02-16 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Bruce loves goats.

But the little brown one. He's shifty. Keeps giving me that look. He has it out for me and he's just waiting till my back is turned to eat my pants, I know it.

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[info]bartonesque
2021-02-16 10:51 pm UTC (link)
I think you should just wear two sets of pants and if it happens, let it happen.

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[info]sevenphds
2021-02-16 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Nate, do you have any idea how many pairs of pants I've gone through over the last several years??

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[info]bartonesque
2021-02-16 11:04 pm UTC (link)
Why haven't you just switched to lycra already? Or made expanding pants?

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[info]sevenphds
2021-02-16 11:15 pm UTC (link)
To be fair, we've tried lycra? Didn't really work. Expanding is something we were working on when shit hit the fan.

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[info]bartonesque
2021-02-16 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Okay what about, if not bringing two sets of pants, bringing something else to distract the goat from your pants?

Like a t-shirt or something?

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[info]maguna
2021-02-16 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Do not call that precious rooster a demon.

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[info]bartonesque
2021-02-16 11:03 pm UTC (link)
He's a fucking demon. Clive is the worst.

I have no idea why we haven't eaten him.

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[info]maguna
2021-02-16 11:08 pm UTC (link)
Clive is my favorite.

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[info]bartonesque
2021-02-16 11:14 pm UTC (link)
You can have him!

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[info]maguna
2021-02-16 11:15 pm UTC (link)
Staking my claim now. He gets me.

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[info]bartonesque
2021-02-16 11:28 pm UTC (link)
You're as demented as Clive.

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[info]maguna
2021-02-16 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Isn't that why you love me?

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[info]bartonesque
2021-02-16 11:36 pm UTC (link)
No, I love you in spite of that.

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[info]maguna
2021-02-16 11:39 pm UTC (link)
You know what? That's fair. I'll take it.

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[info]bartonesque
2021-02-16 11:46 pm UTC (link)
Your not bringing the rooster into the villa, right?

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(no subject) - [info]maguna, 2021-02-16 11:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bartonesque, 2021-02-17 12:11 am UTC

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