[info]blpaintchart in [info]snupin100

Challenge: Sloth

Title: Your letter
Author: blpaintchart
Word count: 100
Rating: 13

“Severus, we have to talk.”

“Not now, I shall be late for class.”

“Bugger your class.”

“I’d rather not, if you don’t mind.”

“I can’t believe you wrote this to me. I’m really hurt.”

“It needed saying.”

“You mean it then?”

“Every word.”

“I had no idea you thought I was lazy.”

“Lazy? No. Soppy, irritating, and bloody irresistible? Yes.”

“But your letter makes it quite clear; ‘I find myself unable to tolerate your sloth any longer, Lupin.’”

“Indeed. Those stupid beady eyes watch us shagging!”

“Oh, that sloth.”

“Yes. And you can get rid of the damn grindylow, too.”

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Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 at 11:32 am | | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

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[info]nimrod_9

*grins* I was trying to work that kind of sloth in too!! Yours is prefect...I'll try another angle!!
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 11:43 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]blpaintchart

Ah, great minds etc.

Hang on, you were trying to work a sloth in? Ewww!
I'm sure that's illegal!
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 01:01 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]nimrod_9

In more then one country, no doubt!!
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 01:06 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]blpaintchart

Ha! I think that's even worse than skree_ratling, who was trying to work one of Lucius' ducks in, last I heard...
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 01:31 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Reply

[info]aunty_marion

That depends on whether the sloth is of age, surely?
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 04:26 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]blpaintchart

It's a job to tell, though. They grow up so slowly. Mind you, they do everything slowly, which is why they deserve this icon.
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 04:42 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]aunty_marion

Looks like an old joke to me...

Q: Why do [insert name of much-derided car type here] have heated rear windows?

A: So you can keep your hands warm when you're pushing them...
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 04:57 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]blpaintchart

Re: Looks like an old joke to me...

Ba-dum-tshh!
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 06:15 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]westernredcedar

Re: Looks like an old joke to me...

Is that a Princess? (trying to learn)
Posted on Dec. 7th, 2007 01:52 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]blpaintchart

Re: Looks like an old joke to me...

Yes, darling.
But not just any old Princess! Oh no!
It's Cedar's Xmas gift of lovely!

Yes, there truly is a Santa Claus.

Sod it, have an Allegro, too. (It actually belongs to Lupin, but I resprayed it. He'll never find out.)
Posted on Dec. 7th, 2007 09:00 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]westernredcedar

Re: Looks like an old joke to me...

Aww! I love it, just what I wanted! You choose the color...
Posted on Dec. 7th, 2007 03:29 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]blpaintchart

Re: Looks like an old joke to me...

You're on darlin'!
Sandglow for the Princess (a nice, regal orangey/beigy/brown)
And our old favourite Limeflower for the Allegro, cos nothing says "classy" like a bogey/bilious colour.
Posted on Dec. 7th, 2007 03:39 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Reply

[info]nimrod_9

lol. surely!!
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 04:44 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Reply

[info]ellid

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 11:46 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]blpaintchart

Yay! Pantomime villain laughter... my fave!
*salutes you*
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 01:03 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Reply

[info]firefly124

ROFLMAO!!
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 12:10 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]blpaintchart

*picks you up, hands your A back*
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 01:05 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Reply

[info]gingertart50

Mwahahahahaha!

(That's the other flavour of pantominme laugh, I think)
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 01:34 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]blpaintchart

Yep.
That's the one with the obligatory moustache.

(Hey Tart, are you out of self-imposed writing exile yet?)
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 01:38 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]gingertart50

No, still got a fic to finish.

*beats self over head and returns to smoking hot keyboard to write smoking hot pr0n*
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 08:14 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]blpaintchart

Hey, in some places, that is considered a fab night out!
Posted on Dec. 7th, 2007 09:01 am (UTC) | | Parent | Reply

[info]drachenmina

*snort* Oh, very good!
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 01:49 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]blpaintchart

Thanks!
Well, honestly "sloth" ? I couldn't resist.
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 02:27 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Reply

[info]lychee1968

Bwah-hah-hah! Love it!
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 02:47 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]blpaintchart

Aw, thanks!
Here, have a sloth. It's homeless.
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 03:27 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Reply

[info]moony_garou

*laughs* This is awesome *grins*
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 04:03 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]blpaintchart

Why thank you!
*bounces*
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 04:14 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Reply

[info]islandsmoke

“Oh, that sloth.”

*falls over laughing*

Of course Lupin has a sloth!
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 07:06 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]blpaintchart

Makes perfect sense, eh?

And you have the perviest icons of anyone ever!
(Not that I'm complaining.)
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 07:17 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]islandsmoke

Why thank you! I took them off LJ, but flaunt them on IJ.
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 07:22 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Reply

[info]dianamoon

*sniggers* I bet it is rather off putting to have creatures stare at you when you're smexing it up.
Posted on Dec. 6th, 2007 08:16 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]blpaintchart

Yep.
Especially when they're looking at you like this.
Posted on Dec. 7th, 2007 09:06 am (UTC) | | Parent | Reply

[info]westernredcedar

Aww...the poor sloth! What is Remus going to do with him? Release him into Scotland? London? *worried for the sloth*
Posted on Dec. 7th, 2007 01:54 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]blpaintchart

True facts of life:
1. Lupin is the only person soppy enough to keep a sloth as a pet.
2. Cedar is the only person soppy enough to worry about Lupin's pet sloth.
3. Chart's head is about to explode due to soppiness overload.

(Lupin will set him free on a climbing frame in a local park, and visit every monday. After a year, the sloth will have got to the end of the climbing frame, so Lupin will turn him around, and set him off in the other direction. Happy?)
Posted on Dec. 7th, 2007 09:10 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]westernredcedar

Yes. ;)

(Sloth icon!)
Posted on Dec. 7th, 2007 03:27 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]blpaintchart

Now, I'm just finding any excuse to use the icon of sloth!
Posted on Dec. 7th, 2007 03:40 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Reply

[info]cordeliadelayne

*giggle* I must say, I never expected an actual sloth to make an apperance. Very nice :D
Posted on Dec. 10th, 2007 09:50 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]blpaintchart

Never expected an actual sloth?????
But this is Lupin we are talking about!

*hides plans for multiple fics & drabbles involving Lupin & his stupid array of pets*

Ahem! There's nothing to see here! Move along now!
Posted on Dec. 10th, 2007 11:01 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Reply

[info]japoniste

MWAHAHAHAHA! *coughsplutter* Insane!
Posted on Apr. 10th, 2008 03:41 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]blpaintchart

See? Told you it was canon! He makes cameo appearances every so often.

I love it when I make you *coughsplutter* :)
Posted on Apr. 10th, 2008 03:47 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Reply