Challenge: Sloth
Title: Your letter
Author: blpaintchart
Word count: 100
Rating: 13
Author: blpaintchart
Word count: 100
Rating: 13
“Severus, we have to talk.”
“Not now, I shall be late for class.”
“Bugger your class.”
“I’d rather not, if you don’t mind.”
“I can’t believe you wrote this to me. I’m really hurt.”
“It needed saying.”
“You mean it then?”
“Every word.”
“I had no idea you thought I was lazy.”
“Lazy? No. Soppy, irritating, and bloody irresistible? Yes.”
“But your letter makes it quite clear; ‘I find myself unable to tolerate your sloth any longer, Lupin.’”
“Indeed. Those stupid beady eyes watch us shagging!”
“Oh, that sloth.”
“Yes. And you can get rid of the damn grindylow, too.”
1. Lupin is the only person soppy enough to keep a sloth as a pet.
2. Cedar is the only person soppy enough to worry about Lupin's pet sloth.
3. Chart's head is about to explode due to soppiness overload.
(Lupin will set him free on a climbing frame in a local park, and visit every monday. After a year, the sloth will have got to the end of the climbing frame, so Lupin will turn him around, and set him off in the other direction. Happy?)
(Sloth icon!)