Challenge: Sloth
Title: Your letter
Author: blpaintchart
Word count: 100
Rating: 13
Author: blpaintchart
Word count: 100
Rating: 13
“Severus, we have to talk.”
“Not now, I shall be late for class.”
“Bugger your class.”
“I’d rather not, if you don’t mind.”
“I can’t believe you wrote this to me. I’m really hurt.”
“It needed saying.”
“You mean it then?”
“Every word.”
“I had no idea you thought I was lazy.”
“Lazy? No. Soppy, irritating, and bloody irresistible? Yes.”
“But your letter makes it quite clear; ‘I find myself unable to tolerate your sloth any longer, Lupin.’”
“Indeed. Those stupid beady eyes watch us shagging!”
“Oh, that sloth.”
“Yes. And you can get rid of the damn grindylow, too.”
(That's the other flavour of pantominme laugh, I think)
That's the one with the obligatory moustache.
(Hey Tart, are you out of self-imposed writing exile yet?)
*beats self over head and returns to smoking hot keyboard to write smoking hot pr0n*