The Snape_Potter Daft Day Snarry Swap

Recipient: fbowden
Title: Paradise Falls
Author: eriador117
Rating: Adult
Warnings: First time, voyeurism, masturbation, public/semi-public sex, clueless!Harry – but not for long ;)
Prompt/Summary: “I'd love a Harry/Snape meet on holiday scenario with plenty of humour in it!”
Paradise Falls is the Ultimate wizarding getaway set deep in a tropical rainforest, but why did Snape have to go and spoil it?
Author's Note: I tried to fit in as many of your requests as I could, but probably not all of them. There is some humour, but it is not my strong suit, so I hope I did okay for you.
Thanks to rakina for the beta, who went above and beyond the call of duty to help me with this :)

( Paradise Falls )

Recipient: fanficforensics
Title: Of Indeterminate Viscosity
Author: drachenmina
Word Count: ~33k
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Light bondage
Summary: AU. Voldemort was killed in the first war, and Harry Potter never became the Boy Who Lived. One night, Harry overhears a conversation in which James claims he is not Harry’s real father. But who is?
AN: fanficforensics, you wondered “how a Snarry relationship could go anywhere with His Fat-Headedness [James Potter] standing in the way”. I initially found this quite a challenge – as a Harry brought up by loving parents, to my mind, just isn’t Harry. I hope you approve of the way I got round it!
Thanks for the beta read to the magnificent gin_tonic!

( Of Indeterminate Viscosity )

Recipient: jadzialove
Title: Closure
Author: ravenna_c_tan
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rimming and light bondage
Prompt/Summary: Harry is on the verge of becoming a full-fledged Auror when he learns Severus Snape is not dead. Relevant parts of the prompt are: "Rimming, light bondage, light spanking are great... Snarky (but reluctantly, deep down caring) Snape is Love and Mature Snarky-right-back Harry is even lovelier. First-time, or first time for them."
Author's Note: Jadzia said "I love a first time fic, especially if it's a sarcastic, snarky Severus who is not at all happy to see Potter when he presents himself for whatever reason of your choosing. If that doesn't work for you, pretty much if there's smut, I'm good." So how my smutty plot bunny developed into this plotty monster, I'm not sure.
Hope you love it, my dear! Thanks to the mods who put me on to pinch hit and then were infinitely patient while my work schedule exploded and the story grew and grew. Thanks also to my emergency beta-reader clauclauclaudia.


Closure

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Recipient: regasssa
Title: A Thousand Years Spent Sleeping
Author: envinyatar15
Rating: R
Warnings: Mostly DH-compliant (EWE), canon character death, ghost!Severus, magical bonds, ungraphic smut, and I will not warn for plot.
Prompt/Summary: A month after the war sees Harry feeling his way through the world. He feels thin, stretched, as if he isn't meant to be like this.
Word Count: 8,188
Author/Artist's Note: regasssa asked for anything that wasn't on her squick list, as long as it was angsty. I hope I managed to comply and give you something you enjoy. Inspired by “Bring Me to Life” by Evanescence. Many thanks go out to the amazing zebraspots05 for the beta; all remaining mistakes are my own.


( A Thousand Years Spent Sleeping )

Recipient: dingochow
Title: 101 Uses for Frog Parts in Potions Making (or How Harry Almost Became an Ingredient)
Author/Artist: eeyore9990
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Jurassic Park science, threesome (SS/HP/RL), slightly cracky… oh, and Firewhisky: The Undeniable Plot Device of Doom. AU.
Prompt/Summary: Harry has difficulty mastering Animagus transfiguration; Remus and Snape are there to help.
Word Count: ~5100
Author/Artist's Note: This was entirely too much fun to write, dingochow. Thank you for the excellent prompts! Thanks also to unbroken_halo and kathrynthegreat for all the suggestions, opinions, and cheerleading, to my beta alisanne, and to the mods for allowing me to take part in the fun.


( Spoiler: Harry Croaks )

Recipient: klynie1
Title: Janus Nonogenus
Author: rakina
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 34,922
Prompt/Summary: I love older characters (post-Epilogue is great, but at least post-War), plot, mystery, action/adventure, non-schmoopy romance, happy endings. I have a particular weakness for political injustices and/or innovative magic.
Genres: Angst, Bonding, Romance.
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, nor do I make any money from them.
Author's Note: DH spoilers, but no Epilogue. Latin translations are in the Endnotes.
Dear Klynie1: I think I got most of your prompt here. I didn't want to make Snape too old, so it's post-War, not post-Epilogue. I prefer to ignore the existence of the Epilogue anyway *buries head back in sand*. This story was written as a pinch hit and therefore in something of a hurry, so I do hope it cuts the mustard and hasn't fallen into the 'schmoopy' trap, which I might have skirted around at times. Happy New Snarry, dearest!


Janus Nonogenus

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Recipient: lotrwariorgodss
Title: An Open Book
Author: snakeling
Rating: G
Warnings: AU as of OotP
Summary: Harry cooperates better when he's given a little information.
Author's Note: I ran out of time and so couldn't include as many of your prompts as I meant to, but I hope you like this anyway, lotrwariorgodss!
Thanks to leni_jess and djin7 for their help and encouragement :) Credit for the title goes to leni_jess.


( An Open Book )

Recipient: envinyatar15
Title: Where I Belong
Author: Ariel arielhime
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: OOC-ness, complete disregard of the happenings of the last few books of the series (However, Voldemort *is* dead); mpreg, dark!Harry, character death (minor), angst, romance, slash, happy ending.
Prompt: Things (kinks) you would like included in your gift: I do love a happy ending. Mild angst is fine, mpreg is fine, if the characters are OOC, that is fine, too, dark!Harry is good, just not evil!Harry or evil!Snape...
Summary: Harry experiences a traumatic accident that makes him start losing himself. Can Severus help Harry before he loses him, as well?
Disclaimers: Severus Snape and Harry Potter, or any other mentioned characters from the series, are not mine (though I wish they were so I could have my wicked way with them). They belong to that lovely lady, JKR, who created them. I am just playing with them in order to create some (hopefully) enjoyable writing.
Author’s Note: The story was written on a sudden burst of inspiration after having spent much time trying to figure out what to do. I’d like to thank those who listened to me plot and put up with me for it. I’d also like to thank my darling sister, kelkatan, who beta read this piece for me. *hugs* All other mistakes are my own.

( Where I Belong )

Recipient: ravenna_c_tan
Title: The Cinnabar Sling, a story from Not Groom Lake
Author: dingochow
Rating: NC-17 (very)
Warnings: Let's see: AU. Masturbation. Dirty talk. Wall!sex, library!sex, pickup truck!sex, outdoor!sex. Voyeurism. Very mild bondage. Just rather pervy all around. (Also, some attempts at humor.)
Prompt/Summary: ravenna_c_tan wanted a story with a mature, confident Harry, angst along the road to a happy ending, intensity in the smut, and Snape's POV. She also thinks AUs are fun!(so do I …)
Author's Note: Happy New Year, ravenna! Thank you so much for the prompt. This story kind of took on a life of its own, and I don't think that would have happened if I hadn't tried a Snape POV for the first time. I hope you enjoy the results.
Many thanks to my faithful beta, X, who suggested several of the more rational plot points.
Disclaimer: anything you recognize belongs to JKR; the rest is mine.


The Cinnabar Sling, a story from Not Groom Lake

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Recipient: snakeling
Title: Possession is Nine-Tenths of Ownership
Author: alliekatgal
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Spanking.
Prompt/Summary:): Very Dirty Smut. As far as kinks: Jealousy, dubcon, spanking, chan (13+), teacher/student, wall!sex, arguments, out-of-control!Snape, top!Snape, spanking, impertinent!Harry.
Author's Note: Not compliant with the ending of DH. Many thanks to Joanwilder for being an ultra-speedy beta!


( Possession is Nine-Tenths of Ownership )

Recipient: rakina
Title: Black Snake
Author/Artist: sheena_bandy
Rating: NC 17
Warnings: BDSM, Sensory Deprivation, UST, Orgasm Denial, Dub Con (which is really consensual), Muggle devices.
Prompt/Summary: Harry goes to meet an online friend and finds himself at the mercy of the Black Snake of Slytherin.
Author/Artist's Note: I have no idea where the plot bunny came from with the plot I was given, but I certainly hope you like it, Rakina!


( Black Snake )

Recipient: quill_lumos
Title: Joie de vivre
Author: ivylady
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Angst, bottom!Snape, Slash, AU, barest hint of Mpreg (blink and you'll miss it).
Prompt/Summary: At the end of OotP, Sirius doesn't fall beyond the Veil — Snape does. Tired of the war and Voldemort's strangle hold on himself and others, Severus sacrifices himself for the greater good. Instead of dying, he learns to accept himself and live life to the fullest — and that includes accepting Harry's love.
Author's Note: quill_lumos was very lenient with her criteria, so I let my plot bunnies run away with the story. I do hope you like it, quill_lumos!


Joie de vivre

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Recipient: gingertart50
Title: Love, Pregnancy and Camel Riding
Author: klynie1
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: About 27,600
Warnings: DH spoilers, including the epilogue; Mpreg; awkward sex between two middle-aged wizards
Prompt/Summary: 48-year-old Harry Potter is the victim of an accidental immaculate conception.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, Severus Snape and all associated characters from the Harry Potter universe are the property of J.K. Rowling and those to whom she has licensed her creations, including without limitation Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books, Raincoat Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No copyright infringement is intended. The author is making no profit from this story.
Author's Note: gingertart50, I couldn't believe how lucky I was to have been given your story request! I hope that I give you even a tiny fraction of the fun reading it that I had in writing it. Much love and many thanks to my betas – E, S and B – all brilliant writers to whom I owe my first, second and third child, respectively (which is a great burden from my mind, since I don't really want kids).
All remaining mistakes are mine. And special love and thanks to the amazing mods who have worked so hard on this fest: f13tch3r, svartalfur and yanks02. You've made this so much fun!


Love, Pregnancy and Camel Riding

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Recipient: irisgirl12000
Title: A Little Taste of Harry
Author: quill_lumos
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Vampires, biting, blood sharing, little bit of OOC ness, but hey, it’s Harry’s first time.
Disclaimer I do not own anything Harry Potter, related nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. It all belongs to JK Rowling. Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Inc., Warner Brothers and any other entity involved.
Summary: After the battle with Voldemort Harry can not stop thinking of Severus lying alone at the Shrieking Shack and heads off alone to bring Severus home. But Severus Snape is anything but helpless and Harry might be in danger of his life.
Author's Note: I stepped in as a last minute pinch hit with this story, sadly the person that I wrote it for also had to drop out. So the original story was altered to suit some of irisgirl12000’s requests.
I hope this is what you wanted honey, and that you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Many thanks to Claudia for being your usual wonderful self and laylee86 and weasleywench, for being wonderful and supportive and sharing their brilliant betaing skills to help make this story so much better. Any mistakes are my own



(  A Little Taste of Harry )

Recipient: cnary_crem_dght
Title: He's Dreaming of Detention
Author: gin_tonic
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,000
Highlight for Warnings: *dub-con, spanking, Harry's 17, AU as of HBP*
Prompt/Summary: You wanted: included detentions, spanking, UST, maybe dub-con, and an unsure partner.
Harry has to serve detention with Snape once again, but somehow the situation gets out of hand and quickly develops into something that has nothing to do with cutting up Flobberworms.
Disclaimer: This story/artwork is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros. Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Note: I'm not sure if I managed to fulfil your prompt wholly, but I hope you will like the result anyway!
A big thanks to my betas A & M! I can count myself lucky to have you.


( He's Dreaming of Detention )

Recipient: eriador117
Title: Grateful
Author: lotrwariorgodss
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~ 25,000
Highlight for Warnings: * M-preg, AU, language, mentions of non-con (not between H & S), under-aged sexual antics alluded to, torture/violence, homophobia, some hints of other pairings, very plot-driven, some OOC Snape *
Prompt/Summary: The Wizarding World is a dangerous place for anyone who's different. But change is coming, and it only takes a tiny spark of life to set off a wildfire.
Prompt - It's illegal or frowned upon to be gay in the wizarding world. Harry as 16/17 in the fic, secret relationship with Professor Snape. All hell breaks loose when it is discovered.
Disclaimer: Though they're skewed a bit and in a different sort of world, the boys still belong to JKR & Co.
Author's Note: You said you liked AUs, and I really hope you weren't kidding, because this is as AU as it gets, lol. I squeezed some other prompts in there too without the slightest hint of bottom!Snape =)
A little sugary in places, quite dark in others, but I hope it pleases!



Grateful

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Recipient: ivylady
Title: A Glow of Candlelight
Author: gingertart50
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Canon-compliant apart from The Epilogue. Spoilers for DH ahead.
Prompt: You asked for – "Postwar with a realistic reason for Harry and Snape being together, plot, smut, romance, happy ending, some angst is fine, not terribly OOC (with me understanding that some personality/character traits will be changed). May also include: bonding (forced or not), mpreg, holidays, first time (for either). AU is fine, creative use of magic is fine, unique takes on canon events are great." Well, I have given you everything apart from bonding, mpreg and AU. I hope that you like it.
Summary: Is there a reason why Harry dreams of Snape in the glow of candlelight? Harry leaves his tools and his potter's wheel behind to find out.
Author's Note: Thank you so much to my plot-bunny beta and my grammar-and-punctuation guru, without whom this would have been a dishevelled and sprawling mess. With sentence fragments. And, extraneous, unnecessary, commas. Ha!


( A Glow of Candlelight )

Recipient: florida_minxie
Title: Look. At. Me.
Author: irisgirl12000
Rating: R
Warnings: angst, character death, dubious consent, chan (Harry is 15)
Prompt/Summary: What was Snape trying to see in the moment before his death?
Author's Note: Non-linear. Canon-compliant. A “missing moments” fic that focuses on Harry’s Occlumency lessons. Many thanks to my betas for their willingness to correct my procrastination-prone self at the very last possible moment.



( Look… at… me… )

Recipient: lilyseyes
Title: Comfort
Author: dracofiend
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Chan
Summary: Children remember their first place of comfort.
Author's Note: Lily, you requested detention or Occlumency lessons, first time, clueless!Harry, underage/chan, student/teacher, and a bit of angst with a happy ending—I hope you like this! ♥

( Comfort )

Recipient: cluegirl
Title: All In Good Time
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Word Count: 13,550 total
Warnings: Very, very gen. Evil Ginny alert (not sure if that
calls for an AU label or not).
Disclaimer Nothing you recognize is mine.
Prompt/Summary: How about a time travel romance, with young
Snape accidentally coming forward to the future, and Adult Harry having to
take charge of him until they sort out what made it all happen.
Optional saving-Snape-in-the-Shrieking-Shack and cutting-off-the-epilogue, at
the discretion of the writer.
Author's Note: I hope I managed to do your prompt justice,
Cluegirl. I'm afraid I wasn't able to include your kinks or even much (read:
any) sex at all, but I am pleased with the way it turned out
nonetheless. I hope you are, too. Happy new year!
Special thank-yous go to my beta readers, sevfan and r_grayjoy, who are just wonderful. Any errors are mine alone.



All In Good Time