Happy Daft Day, fanficforensics! Recipient:fanficforensics Title:Of Indeterminate Viscosity Author:drachenmina Word Count: ~33k Rating: NC-17 Warning: Light bondage Summary: AU. Voldemort was killed in the first war, and Harry Potter never became the Boy Who Lived. One night, Harry overhears a conversation in which James claims he is not Harry’s real father. But who is? AN:fanficforensics, you wondered “how a Snarry relationship could go anywhere with His Fat-Headedness [James Potter] standing in the way”. I initially found this quite a challenge – as a Harry brought up by loving parents, to my mind, just isn’t Harry. I hope you approve of the way I got round it! Thanks for the beta read to the magnificent gin_tonic!