The Snape_Potter Daft Day Snarry Swap

Recipient: alisanne
Title: Magorian's Ruby
Author: quill_lumos
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 16,000 and M/M sex.
Warning(s): *Virgin!Harry*
Prompt/Summary: Severus had hoped for a quiet life, after the war was over. But thanks to a mislaid ruby, a peculiar old man and the irrepressible Harry Potter, it seems his plans might just have to change.
A/N: Well, my dear alisanne, I’ve loved your fics for ages so it was great fun to write this for you. I tried to get in as many as your requests as I could. You wanted ‘romantic comedy with lots of snark and banter, sarcastic Snape (generally hiding some insecurities), outdoor!sex, desperate I can't keep my hands off you/got to have you NOW!sex, partially dressed sex, flirtation. Specific cliches I like are: slightly clueless Harry (although I do like him to be an adult who knows he wants Snape), accidental/forced bonding (as long as they are both secretly in lust/love), time travel, first time (how they get together, UST), magic rituals.’ *dies* Did I manage any of them? You’ll just have to read it to find out *g* I didn’t use your first two optional plot suggestions, this is your third option, time travel. I sooo hope you enjoy it!

Thanks to my darling Cyndie-Lou who betaed for me and put up with my wandering POVs and obscure Celtic legends, and the charming and delightful fest mods, who allowed my extreme tardiness. Thanks also to winoniel who offered to read through for me, I would have loved to send it to you, dear lady, I simply ran out of time.






Magorian's Ruby



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Recipient: iani_ancilla
Title: A Culinary Seduction
Author: quill_lumos
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Food porn and liberal use of a language that I don't speak. Oh and mind where you step, broken glass and crockery can be dangerous!
Prompt/Summary: Kinks: dirty talk, drunk!Sev or Harry (not alcoholic, though), possessive!Sev, sarcasm (must count as a kink :)
(Optional) Scenario or plot device: I like fics where Harry for some reason keeps taking his love problems to Severus, and has not yet realized Sev is in love/attracted to him. But I like any kind of plot, really.
A/N: Well, I hope I got all your wishes included to your satisfaction! I thought that I would make Severus of Italian descent, just for you. Unfortunately my Italian is about as good as Harry's so many, many thanks to Cinzia (nightmindwalker) for the translation *smooches her*. Thanks too, to the charming, graceful and impossibly erudite galad222000, without whom this fic would have suffered plot-holes, bad punctuation and rabid overuse of the word 'that'.

( A Culinary Seduction )

Recipient: irisgirl12000
Title: A Little Taste of Harry
Author: quill_lumos
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Vampires, biting, blood sharing, little bit of OOC ness, but hey, it’s Harry’s first time.
Disclaimer I do not own anything Harry Potter, related nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. It all belongs to JK Rowling. Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Inc., Warner Brothers and any other entity involved.
Summary: After the battle with Voldemort Harry can not stop thinking of Severus lying alone at the Shrieking Shack and heads off alone to bring Severus home. But Severus Snape is anything but helpless and Harry might be in danger of his life.
Author's Note: I stepped in as a last minute pinch hit with this story, sadly the person that I wrote it for also had to drop out. So the original story was altered to suit some of irisgirl12000’s requests.
I hope this is what you wanted honey, and that you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Many thanks to Claudia for being your usual wonderful self and laylee86 and weasleywench, for being wonderful and supportive and sharing their brilliant betaing skills to help make this story so much better. Any mistakes are my own



(  A Little Taste of Harry )