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[Thor]

I know this is very last minute, and I'm usually not like this, but I was wondering if you would like to go home with me, to England, tomorrow, since it's Halloween and they're letting us go home.

Let me know, alright?

So I've been hearing rumors that I have even more family here than my so-called brother.

Hello, Aasta and Ian.

I really don't like this new era.

Uh, so today's my birthday, I guess.

[Everyone on the 33rd floor (Tony, Steve, Thor, Hawkeye, Bobby, John, Natasha, and Wade)]

There's a friend of mine coming up. Get your shit out of the living room if you have anything there. Wade, make yourself scarce.

I know I have been quiet as of late, but that does not mean I have not fallen off the face of the planet. I don't think I could since we are pretty much stuck here. And if I had the power I'd find some way to get back to Asgard. I never thought I'd miss it as much as I do now. I love Earth since I protect it from evildoers, but Asgard is my home and I miss the golden halls more than I thought possible as well as my mother and father. I just hope that they are okay as well as The Warriors Three. I'd hate it if they were stuck here too. Loki has been quiet for a while.. I am not sure if that is a good thing. Tony? Steve? Hawkeye? Nat? You guys alive or do I have to hunt you down?

Though if I had not been dropped down here for the second time, I wouldn't have met Anna. Without a doubt the most amazing woman I have ever had the chance of knowing. She would make a lovely lady of Asgard that's for sure. And I am honored that her friends like an odd man such as myself. And I feel bad that I have not been very good at contacting her, so forgive me Anna? If you are free I'm taking you out. There are lots of shows and what not around so how about we do dinner and a show? Ladies choice.

Hope the rest of you are doing well.

[Anna]

I know we have not known each other for very long, but I know I really care about you and love how my life has changed since you been in it. So lovely Anna, would you do me the great honor of being my date to the Valentine's Day dance as well as being my Valentine? Hopefully forever.

[Thor]

I'm so sorry that I never answered your message. I saw it, but with everything that happened with Luna and Rose, and then I was looking after Luna's daughter, things were a bit...hectic for a while.

If you're not busy, I'd love to have lunch with you sometime. I think we have a lot to talk about.

So... I been given quite the shock recently and it's really no surprise but still shocking nonetheless. I came here with no real purpose other than figuring how to get back to Asgard with no avail, even though it's Earth and I can still do my duty of protecting the people of Earth, or in this case Las Vegas while making sure my brother does not get any brilliant ideas to torment people around here. One can take so much of crazy before things hit the fan. So far nothing has happened and that worries me so I been really cautious of that.

But it looks like I have children. Twins no less, a boy and a girl by the names of Ian and Aasta. And if you really think about it, I think they would be names worthy of Asgard. But since I only just met Anna, all this is really shocking. I mean she is a beautiful woman and I am really drawn to her, but knowing we have children in the future is shocking and pleasing at the same time. I don't know how Anna feels about all this, but we could make it work here. Or at least try to become a family. At least somehow.

[Anna]
You free sometime soon? Maybe we can do lunch or something?

Great. I bet Uncle Loki a family member of mine is behind this. Wherever this place is.

Aasta? Mum? Dad? Uncle Tony? Uncle Steve? Uncle Bruce? Uncle Clint? Uncle Nick? Aunt Raven? Aunt Nat? Anyone?

Why am I here on Earth again, in this stupid city of all places?!

Now I know been Earth before, but would someone mind telling me what this madness is? One minute I was with my friends stratagizing, and the next minute I get thrown down here, powers intact. Good thing I have not been exiled but why I am here? I really hope my brother(in all intents and purposes) is not behind his because I had to deal with him once and I really like to not do that again. Where am I exactly?

Another question, what is a laptop and a credit card? Where I am from those things don't even exist. At least I know what a car is since I got hit with one twice. Maybe it knocked some sense into me. Hopefully I can make use of this place. If only I could get back to Asgard...