Sin City Communications

Right, I don't see what the big hype about America is. All the stores are bloody rubbish! You lot don't even have tea cakes, or proper fish and chips! You could use a Top Shop too, now that I think about it.

Alright you rock and roll vapors out there,

While it's good and fine to be blasted from one's home or in my case the bar, one should be warned before said blastin' occurs, alright mate? I don't take kindly to being blasted from the Sunset Strip to a state not even a hundred miles away to a little place known as Vegas. Now don't get me wrong, I love Vegas since apparently it has some of the best clubs and bars known to man, but I prefer being forewarned if I am being blasted there alrigh?

Now that I KNOW I am in Vegas, but it would appear that I am in the wrong year, or time as it were. Last thing I remember before the epic party in the Bourbon, was rocking it out to awesome hair bands and it seems those are missin' here. Anyone out there mind helpin' a bloke out and tellin' me what year it is and explain to me what a bloody cell phone is? In my... time I guess, those are not invented yet. Hell, back home we were all excited for the microwave and CD player.

Looks like I am gonna be needin' some help in this whole time thing. But be warned. A bar will be opening soon on the Vegas Strip. Get ready to rock!