Sin City Communications

So... Today is my birthday. Happy birthday to me I suppose.

Clinton old buddy, old pal!

Are you still with that hot redheaded spider?

Uh, so today's my birthday, I guess.

ClintHawkeye

My love? You've been so quiet lately I am beginning to wonder where you been hiding seeing as I have not seen you as of late. I know this place is not what we had in mind, but I was just checking in to see if you were okay. I've been missing you. Just let me know you're okay, alright?

Steve
You doing okay? I know this time is hard on you and what not, just thought I'd check in and see how you were holding up. If you need anything just let me know okay?

[Everyone on the 33rd floor (Tony, Steve, Thor, Hawkeye, Bobby, John, Natasha, and Wade)]

There's a friend of mine coming up. Get your shit out of the living room if you have anything there. Wade, make yourself scarce.

GreatGuess I'll sit this holiday thing out, too.

Someone better have a very good reason why I am not in Russia and here instead. Because if you don't, there might be a slight chance that either a: I am hunting you down to kick your ass if I find out who did this, or b: there will be a bullet with your name on it. Either way, I demand to know why I am in freaking Las Vegas of all places and have this phone when mine was in perfectly good condition. I will get to the bottom of this and if it's who I think it is, you better start running because I will find you.

Now that rant is over, anyone here? Thor? Steve? Bruce? Nick? Tony? Clint, love are you here too? Please tell me I am not alone here.