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Tweak says, "My dog ate my sanity"

jelly_ace (jelly_ace) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-08-30 17:08:00

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char: batman/bruce wayne, char: superman/clark kent, creator: chris batista, creator: len wein, title: superman/batman

You don't wanna know, Supes. You don't wanna know.
Ah, Superman/Batman, you always deliver teh crack.

Backstory: Bats and Supes investigate someone who has both of their powers/abilities and is trying to kill them. Bats does DNA analysis to find out who it is.

Oh, Bats.

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	zordboy 2009-08-30 11:41 am UTC (link)
	Superman as a boy probably had even less control over his body than he does now. He would've been a terror once the hormones kicked in. Mattress cleaning? Personally, I'm picturing walls knocked over and buildings demolished from the sheer force of him going off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icon_uk 2009-08-30 11:51 am UTC (link)
	The infamous "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" speculates that Smallville would have been riddled with tiny little holes caused by invulnerable Kryptonian supersperm emerging from young Clark and drilling their way through whatever they came across. And then wonders why Lana Lang never noticed THAT in her snooping! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	his_spiffyness 2009-08-30 01:10 pm UTC (link)
	And I've always figured somebody at the Daily Planet must have figured it out from the funny holes that keep turning up in the urinals in the men's room. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sherkahn 2009-08-30 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	That's why Jor-El and Lara were smart enough to include the Kryptonian fabrics that would later become the costume. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icon_uk 2009-08-30 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	Big Bang theory have a great discussion about Superman's stains Not THOSE stains per se, but... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jelly_ace 2009-08-30 03:10 pm UTC (link)
	I'm kinda disappointed they didn't go THAT far. Haha. Now I gotta find episodes of Big Bang Theory. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icon_uk 2009-08-30 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	You really, really do. It's niche comedy with a heavy geek element to it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

sir_mikael
2009-08-30 07:02 pm UTC (link)

Dooo iiiit! It's an hilarious show and I'm frequently embarrassed by the fact that I basically can explain the many geek jokes to my friends, haha.

Although I must say, huge missed geek apportunity for the show when the four guys wanted to dress up as the Flash and looked the same. There's plenty of variations to choose from, everyone can be a Flash!

Also you may want to youtube "The Big Bang Theory - Penny's Christmas gift to Sheldon" for a big laugh.

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	icon_uk 2009-08-30 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	But they did use it to get in the brilliant "But if we all stand behind each other all night, then we can look like one person moving really, really fast" line. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sir_mikael 2009-08-30 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Very true :) And really, surely that's a joke that works for a lot more people. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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