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Tweak says, "Oh, what a relief it is!"

jelly_ace (jelly_ace) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-08-30 17:08:00

Entry tags:

char: batman/bruce wayne, char: superman/clark kent, creator: chris batista, creator: len wein, title: superman/batman

You don't wanna know, Supes. You don't wanna know.
Ah, Superman/Batman, you always deliver teh crack.

Backstory: Bats and Supes investigate someone who has both of their powers/abilities and is trying to kill them. Bats does DNA analysis to find out who it is.

Oh, Bats.

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	vignettelante 2009-08-30 10:22 am UTC (link)
	"It was easy to get a DNA sample off him. He left it everywhere. ...That's not even remotely what I meant!" (Reply to this) (Thread)

	icon_uk 2009-08-30 11:01 am UTC (link)
	The Smallville Matress cleaning company for starters... even Superman had a puberty... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zordboy 2009-08-30 11:41 am UTC (link)
	Superman as a boy probably had even less control over his body than he does now. He would've been a terror once the hormones kicked in. Mattress cleaning? Personally, I'm picturing walls knocked over and buildings demolished from the sheer force of him going off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icon_uk 2009-08-30 11:51 am UTC (link)
	The infamous "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" speculates that Smallville would have been riddled with tiny little holes caused by invulnerable Kryptonian supersperm emerging from young Clark and drilling their way through whatever they came across. And then wonders why Lana Lang never noticed THAT in her snooping! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	magus_69 2009-08-30 11:30 am UTC (link)
	You. Win. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pmagod 2009-08-31 12:37 am UTC (link)
	oh DCAU amanda waller, how we misss thee (Reply to this) (Parent)

	neotoma 2009-08-30 11:27 am UTC (link)
	Clark's face in the third panel is the best thing ever! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	zordboy 2009-08-30 11:38 am UTC (link)
	You can just see him picturing it, can't you? :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icon_uk 2009-08-30 11:55 am UTC (link)
	Clark - "Our kid would probably pretty much look like Dick wouldn't he?" Bruce - "... probably" Clark - "Do you HAVE Dick's birth certificate somewhere don't you?" Bruce - "What are you implying?" Clark - "Well we first met a little while before Dick came on board and Lord knows Cadmus has been producing age accellarated clones for decades." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowvalkyrie 2009-08-30 12:43 pm UTC (link)
	Eeep, that would mean suddenly a lot of stuff becomes incest in hindsight -- which would explain Clark's pained grimace. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	neotoma 2009-08-30 12:00 pm UTC (link)
	I can decide if he's thinking "Oh, ick, Bruce is way too screwed up for me" or "how am I going to explain this to Lois"? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	zordboy 2009-08-30 11:39 am UTC (link)
	"Uh, by the way, when exactly did you obtain samples of my DNA?" Well gee Clark. Probably that night the two of you spent together in the Fortress all those years ago, cuddling, consoling and rutting like minks in heat. Just a thought. Out of curiosity, what is the rest of the story? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jelly_ace 2009-08-30 11:51 am UTC (link)
	Yep. Even in the "throes of passion" Bats is always the Detective. And yep, the villain was an amalgam of them two. You could see it/him in the cover. It's a definite read, if you wanna laugh at the bromance/slashiness between the two. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sistermagpie 2009-08-30 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	Nobody can tell me he doesn't have DNA samples of everyone he's ever met. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jelly_ace 2009-08-30 03:06 pm UTC (link)
	"Met". Haha. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	icon_uk 2009-08-30 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	Hal - "You know it's funny, the first time I met Batman, he was so.... tactile with me. Hugging, slapping them on the back, shaking hands... Yet every time after that he's always so standoffish. Never even touches me." Barry - "He was the same with me" Dinah - "Me as well" Clark - "Ditto" Dick - "I wish." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	shadowvalkyrie 2009-08-30 12:41 pm UTC (link)
	It doesn't help my slasher urges that the art is really sexy... And Clark's weirded-out face is just comedy gold. "That's not important now." Oh Bruce, surely you could've come up with a less lame evasion? (On the other hand, "remember that one time, with the sex pollen?" might've gone over badly.) (Reply to this)

	his_spiffyness 2009-08-30 01:24 pm UTC (link)
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	jelly_ace 2009-08-30 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	I'm getting more of a "Bitch, please" vibe from the icon. But I still love it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	his_spiffyness 2009-08-30 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	You are quite right! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	blake_reitz 2009-08-30 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	So is this issue the re-introduction of the Composite Super/Man? If so, hoo-ray. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	icon_uk 2009-08-30 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	Yup, that's the one. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bariman1987 2009-08-30 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	"--Almost as if the DNA was that of a child we'd had together." "Okay, now that's just creepy." Somewhere, Kon is feeling vaguely insulted, but he doesn't know why. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	taggerung301 2009-08-30 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	forget Kon, the Bruce/Clark baby must be devastated! his daddies don't love him . . . (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jedd_the_jedi 2009-08-31 01:36 am UTC (link)
	Sticky fluids and slashfic lovechilds aside, the art is teh gorgeous! (Reply to this)