Salem Network

The black bird fell from the tree and turned into a man. He keeps calling me Marya Morevna and expects me to navigate life and death, to be his wife and warrior.

I feel different but I think it's good I need a break from life.

Scott
She doesn't want to come home.

Stiles
Are you doing okay?

Ty
I heard about your brother. I'm sorry. I've been...dealing with some things that are over now.

I'm starting to think stupidity is contagious.

julian
Billy isn't a witch. Magnus isn't a witch. Alec isn't a witch.
This town.
Why?
I don't like it.

NO! I'd suggest whoever has Billy gives him back. Before I rip this town apart looking for him.

Julian
We have to find him. Billy is my friend!
I am not losing him too!

shadowhunters
My name is George Lovelace and I've been avoiding you I figured it was about time that I finally introduced myself. So, yeah, hello.

magnus bane
I'm going to guess you don't know me yet since this place seems to be that way. Name's George Lovelace and I met you at the Academy.

malia
Scott stopped by.
...he hugged me for some reason.

How long can a person miss work before they should just quit and find a new job? I don't know the etiquette.

julian
I love you.

audrey
...one my brothers left. I hate this place sometimes.

NO!

[julian]
It isn't fair. It isn't fair.

What just happened?

PSA: your pets do not eat chocolate. Stop feeding them chocolate or any other treat that is meant for humans.

[sam winchester]
I want to talk with you.

[blackthorns]
Christmas is coming up soon.

Can a person buy a pet a Christmas gift?

filtered to audrey
Would you like to get froyo together sometime?

filtered to mark and julian
I asked Audrey to get froyo with me. I need more information before I can fully deduce my feelings in regards to her.

blackthorn brothers
I think I need to talk. I am not entirely sure what to do in this situation.

billy
I realize you have a lot going on right now, but I have a weird question.

This town is never calm.

audrey
Do you know anything about Thanksgiving?

So we actually have never celebrated Thanksgiving before--we don't really celebrate Christmas either, but at least I'm more familiar with that. However, the internet (thanks Spencer for showing me how to do more than turn on a computer, sorry I'm a plebeian dolt) has told me that there are typical foods for it and I'm hoping someone has advice on turkey? It seems like a larger chicken, which I know what to do with for the most part, but this is the entire bird, and there's something that you have to pull out of its throat?

It seems like a lot of work. But I'm willing to try it if someone can vouch that it's worth it.

I think we should have a movie night. Well, dinner and movies. I am not actually talking pizza this time. I was thinking real food. Vegetables and all, Julian.

Is two years old too young for trick or treating? I mean, not that I want the candy or anything.

Does anyone have the Gray Book with them? I'm seeing images for runes and I need to write them down. Plus, I figure I would update it with more runes that I had seen throughout the years. It might be beneficial.

Can we do pizza for breakfast?

I seem to have misplaced my turtle.

Hey, dude. You cool with me getting a dog?

Anselm Nightshade is looking to talk with you.