Reality Crash Communications

On the off chance that I'm not just dreaming or, maybe more likely, just imagining things, is there anyone out there who can explain why I fell asleep already on a bus and then woke up... at a bus stop? Doubt anyone was nice enough to throw me off in the right town and, considering I just made the mistake of looking up and I'm maybe a little bit crazy already, I'd really just like to rule out "alien abduction" as the most likely excuse before the white coats start showing.

I am aware that there is a U.F.O above us.
I ask that those of you that have the ability to do so, please do not engage in communication or try to antagonize these newcomers at this time until we know more.

I would also like to inquire if anyone recognizes the make of these ships and can give me any information on them.

-Inspector Tanith IDPD.
If you are unsure whether or not to trust me, that is fine. But please keep in mind, I am the only legally recognized voice for all things and beings transplanted here.