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Does anyone else hate nature?

And uh.. sorry about anything I may have done while under the influence, but I had no control over myself.
Also? Has anyone located the jerk that did the whole costume spell? Because I'd like to take a shot at them. With a rocket launcher.

Anyone seen Lois since the Halloween party? I can't seem to find her anywhere. Thought I'd try my luck here since I've seen her here a couple of times exchanging notes.

Anyone know how to fly an airship? The big red one on the outskirts of town needs to get in the air. I have a lady friend that has places to go, adventures to be had and treasure to find. Any takers on bringing it to life?