Reality Crash Communications

Ring Message Broadcast:

I don't know what the screwy hell is going on, where I am or how I ended up here, but this definitely ain't OA and something definitely ain't right. I can't even seem to leave the planet and the ring won't tell me what's wrong. Kyle? Wog? John?! Ganthet?! Anybody out there? Hell I'd even take an answer from Jordan at this point!

Sam, I...

There is something I need to speak with you about. I don't know whom else to ask.

Ahoy!

Different way of starting these things off. Ahoy. Good word. Now, we've got a few new faces, haven't we? I'm sure we do. If you could just introduce yourself here, that would be lovely! I'm The Doctor, nothing to worry about. I'm friendly. Ask anyone!

Now, onto other business... things. I've been mapping out the sky. Stars, planets, stellar activity, wonderful stuff really. Now that I've set the TARDIS to search and map on her own, I'd like to do some exploring. What has everyone discovered so far? I need to know everything you know, every little detail no matter ow normal it seems to you.

Well? What are you waiting for? Get cracking! We have a puzzle to solve.

So, where's a place to get a drink around here?

I mean, I've tried some places. But. . .y'know. . .a good drink?