| Challenge #94: Closed // Challenge #95: COLD |
[Dec. 10th, 2008|05:39 pm] |
Wow it was a close race this week, but times up and Challenge #95 is closed.
The winner is VIC with 7 condoms  
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BATTLE: This weeks challenger is CARL....so CARL vs. VIC - may the best old dude win. ;)
Challenge #95: COLD
Have fun with this one! |
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| Challenge #94: Dialog |
[Dec. 10th, 2008|02:39 pm] |
Title: The Elf
Author: ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) bluemchenkaffee
Beta: we_dreamerz
Timeline: post 513
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: unfortunately not mine
Condom: 1 to Cynthia
The Elf
“I hate everything Christmas related and I fucking need something stronger than red wine to survive.”
“Stop it, Brian. You’ll love it. It’s Gus’ first play at school and I know you let Cynthia clear your schedule for this evening, weeks ago. Gus is such a cute little elf.”
“Speaking of elves, did I ever tell you about this elf at the Q-mart years ago? His cock was bigger than …”
“Ew, Brian, this is your son’s Christmas play. Could you please stop thinking of fucking tricks?”
“You’re right. Maybe I should think of fucking you. So, where’s the nearest bathroom?” |
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| Challenge #94: Dialog |
[Dec. 10th, 2008|12:26 am] |
Title: Fun with Justin
Author: fun_demented
Note:: Post 513: It's always good to confirm they're still at it, rated R, I counted contractions as two words, no beta (sorry), concrit always welcome, I hope this isn't stupid! *Covers eyes* LOL!
Condoms: 1 to Vic (because he is as interested in B/J sex as we are...XD)
( Cut to the Drabble… ) |
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| Challenge #94: Dialog |
[Dec. 10th, 2008|10:15 am] |
Title: Lost And Found
Author: Alex Tse
Timeline:Post 513
Condom: 1 to vic
A/N: My first drabble, be kind.
"What the fuck?"
"Have I taught you nothing other than telephone manner, Sunshine."
"You found me."
"Yeah, in the yellow page."
"Anything out there is in there."
"That's the point."
"To what do I deserve this honour?"
"I'm leaving Pittsburgh."
"To where?"
"Big Apple."
"Well, that was quick. Only took you 3 years." |
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| Challenge #94: Dialog |
[Dec. 9th, 2008|07:27 pm] |
Title: One Sided Conversation
Author: jule1122
Condoms: 3 to Vic
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“Michael got married. Can you believe it!”
“The wedding was in Canada because the fucking bastards who run this country still won’t let two fags or dykes get hitched, but that’ll change.”
“It was a nice ceremony. All those years he spent pining after Brian, I never thought I’d see the day. But he and Ben, they’re the real deal.”
“And he’s father now too. Mel had a girl, beautiful little Jenny Rebecca. I can’t believe my baby has a baby.”
“I brought you a piece of cake. It’s a little stale, but the birds won’t care.”
“Love you, Vic.”
( Parts II and III ) |
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| Challenge #94: Dialog |
[Dec. 9th, 2008|04:24 pm] |
Title: Serendipity
Author: britin1729
Condom: Cynthia “What the fuck is that?” “It's called a Christmas tree, genius.” “What the hell is it doing in my loft?” “Chill out, Mr. Grinch. I just thought our place could use some sprucing up for the holidays.” “Since when is this our place?” “Since you asked me to move back in?” “I don't celebrate Christmas. Not with trees.” “Then what do you do?” “Fuck.” “You do that anyway.” “But for Christmas, I'll tie a bow around your cock. How's that?” “Aw, you mean I'm your present? Let me guess, I'm all you ever wanted, right?” “Serendipity.” “What?” “Look it up.” |
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| Challenge #94: Dialog |
[Dec. 7th, 2008|09:41 pm] |
Title: Destiny
Author: Xie
Condoms: 3 to Cynthia
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| *Challenge #94: Dialog* |
[Dec. 4th, 2008|03:42 pm] |
Title: Annoying Twat
Notes: It hurt my heart that no drabbles were posted last week, so I had to write one today. I see that the awesome jule1122 did the same...yay! A huge thanks to happier_bunny for her beta.
And the condom goes to: Vic (that one was a hard decision. Cynthia is so cool, but so is Vic)
“How long can we stay?”
“As long as you want.”
“I still can’t believe we own it.”
“You own it. I bought it for you.”
“It’s nuts!”
“It’s worth it.”
“Brian? I love you.”
“I know.”
“Smartass. You’re supposed to start constantly telling me how much you love me. Give me a special nickname.”
“I’ll start telling you as soon as I finish painting the baby’s room. Besides, you already have a nickname.”
“Darling? Sweetface? Oh, I know! Baby!”
“Annoying twat.”
“So sweet. Admit it. You wouldn’t want me any other way.”
“You’re right.”
“And you love me.”
“I do.” |
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| Challenge #94: Dialog |
[Dec. 4th, 2008|10:05 am] |
Title: Super Cool
Author: jule1122
Condoms: 2 to Vic
“Dad, why can’t you be cool like Uncle Mikey?”
“How am I not as cool as Uncle Mikey?”
“He has the comic store, and you just go to a boring office all day.”
“My office isn’t boring. What about all that free stuff I send you?”
“It’s nice, but Uncle Mikey sends me the new comic books before they go on sale, and all my friends think that’s super cool.”
“Super cool, I’ll show you super cool. Your uncle might sell comic books, but your father is a comic book hero. I have my own comic book. That’s super cool.”
( Part II ) |
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| Challenge #93: Closed // Challenge #94: Dialog |
[Dec. 3rd, 2008|07:24 pm] |
Challenge #93 is now closed.
Unfortunately, there is no winner this week because there were no drabbles written.
The prompt for this week is Dialog
(Drabbles are to be written in dialog only.)
The challengers are Vic vs. Cynthia
Have fun!
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