bluemchenkaffee (bluemchenkaffee) wrote in qaf_drabbles, @ 2008-12-10 14:39:00 |
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Entry tags: | author: bluemchenkaffee, challenge #94: dialog |
Challenge #94: Dialog
Title: The Elf
Author: bluemchenkaffee
Beta: we_dreamerz
Timeline: post 513
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: unfortunately not mine
Condom: 1 to Cynthia
The Elf
“I hate everything Christmas related and I fucking need something stronger than red wine to survive.”
“Stop it, Brian. You’ll love it. It’s Gus’ first play at school and I know you let Cynthia clear your schedule for this evening, weeks ago. Gus is such a cute little elf.”
“Speaking of elves, did I ever tell you about this elf at the Q-mart years ago? His cock was bigger than …”
“Ew, Brian, this is your son’s Christmas play. Could you please stop thinking of fucking tricks?”
“You’re right. Maybe I should think of fucking you. So, where’s the nearest bathroom?”