| Challenge # 50: Closed//Challenge # 51: DEBBIE |
[Feb. 7th, 2008|07:57 am] |
Sorry guys, I forgot that yesterday was my turn to switch things up. I have to run right now so I'll be back later to tally up the condoms but for now, here's the new challenge.
ETA: Challenge # 50 is officially closed.
CONDOM WAR
Emmett...one
Daphne - two
Justin - three
Brian - 11
and Micheal  wins with 28
CHALLENGE #51: DEBBIE - She has to be in your drabble. Have fun! |
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| Challenge #50: Sue you (and your family...) |
[Feb. 6th, 2008|07:59 pm] |
Title: PDA at Kennywood Park
Author: Catcayman
Timeline: Gus is about six
Condom Goes to: Brian
A/N: My daugher does tend to be randomly affectionate with other kids, lol. Not my best drabble, I admit! Sorry to torture you all.
“Sonny boy, let’s hit the Jack Rabbit after the Racer. You’ll love that roller coaster—it launches you out of your seat.”
“Sure, Dad. You go ahead and ride with Justin this time.”
As they slid into cars, Gus was paired up with a little girl. She couldn’t take her eyes off him. After the attendant had strapped them in, the girl put her arm around Gus.
Justin raised his eyebrows.
“You knew he’d have to beat them off someday. Who are we to question a little PDA?” Brian asked before kissing Justin.
The little girl’s mom smiled to herself. |
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| Challenge #50 Sue You |
[Feb. 5th, 2008|09:46 pm] |
Title: New Employee
Author: Philflam
Condom(s): Brian
“Mr. Kinney, this is our new Financial Analyst, Phil. Phil, this is Kinnetik’s owner, Mr. Kinney.”
“Hello Mr. Kinney. Thanks for the opportunity. . .”
“Yeah, whatever. Are those the papers for the Silvers account?”
“Yep. Phil helped organize the account and added macros . . .”
“Good for her. Give me the papers and get the hell out of my office.”
“Guess I caught him on a bad day, huh?” said Phil to Ted after closing the door.
“No that’s his normal personality when his boyfriend’s in New York.”
“Boyfriend? I knew he was too handsome to be straight.”
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| Challenge #50 : Sue-You |
[Feb. 5th, 2008|06:01 pm] |
Title: Tuesday Afternoon
Author: Vamphile
Tuesday Afternoon
Justin kicked off his shoes and flopped back onto the sofa, indulging in a long sigh. Brian startled him with his presence. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing."
"Bullshit."
Brian sat and Justin rested his head on Brian's lap. He closed his eyes.
Brian massaged the tight cramped muscles in Justin's hand. "Aspirin?"
Justin didn't open his eyes. Brian took that as a yes. After swallowing the aspirin and most of the beer he put his head back on Brian's thigh. "What are you doing home?"
"Client canceled. What's wrong?"
Justin turned towards Brian, nuzzling his stomach and inhaling his scent. "Nothing now." |
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| Challenge #50 - Su e Yourself (23 - END) |
[Feb. 5th, 2008|04:09 pm] |
Title: Taking A Chance (23 - END)
Author: Foreverbm
Timeline: Season 3
A/N: I decided I had better finish it now, otherwise I would just go on and on!
Condom(s): 4 to Michael
( 23 - END ) |
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| Challenge #50 - Sue Yourself (parts 17 - 22) |
[Feb. 5th, 2008|02:07 pm] |
Title: Taking A Chance (Parts 17 - 22)
Author: Foreverbm
Timeline: Season 5
Condom(s): 6 to Michael
( 17 - 22 ) |
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| Challenge #50 Sue-Your-Self |
[Feb. 4th, 2008|09:13 pm] |
Title: Little Green Apples
Author: Brianswalk
Word Count: 300
Time Line: season 2ish
Condoms: 3 to Brian, please
Little Green Apples( Read more... ) |
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| Challenge #50 - Sue Yourself |
[Feb. 4th, 2008|11:10 pm] |
Title: Taking A Chance(Parts 13 - 16)
Author: Foreverbm
Timeline: Season 5
A/N: I've sort of maybe gone off track with this challenge so if the condoms I have awarded are not valid, please disregard. I will leave it up to ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) faile02 and happier_bunny to decide...I tend to get carried away sometimes.
Condom(s): 4 to Michael
( 13 - 16 ) |
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| Challenge #50 - Sue Yourself |
[Feb. 4th, 2008|09:44 pm] |
Title: Taking A Chance(Parts 7 - 12)
Author: Foreverbm
Timeline: Season 5
Condom(s): 6 to Michael
( Parts 7 - 12 ) |
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| challenge #50 - Sue Youself |
[Feb. 4th, 2008|08:13 pm] |
Title: Taking A Chance (Parts 4, 5 and 6)
Author: Foreverbm
Timeline: Season 5
Condoms: 3 to Michael
( Parts 4, 5 and 6 ) |
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| Challenge #50 - Sue Youself |
[Feb. 4th, 2008|07:11 pm] |
Title: Taking A Chance (Part 2 and 3)
Author: Foreverbm
Timeline: Season 5
Condoms: 2 to Michael
( Parts 2 and 3 ) |
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| challenge #50 - Sue Yourself |
[Feb. 4th, 2008|01:55 pm] |
Title: Taking A Chance
Author: Foreverbm
Timeline: Season 5
A/N: Still using my daughter as my sue-yourself
Condom: Michael
Michael stood with Hunter, his arms aching from the groceries he was holding.
“For God’s sake Hunter…go and talk to her!”
“Yeah right!”
Michael was getting exasperated.
“Look…we have been here every fucking day this week…so go and talk to her!”
He gave Hunter a shove, ignoring the mutterings from his son and walked off.
Hunter took a step, turning back to Michael.
“What if she doesn’t want to talk to me?”
“Well…you will never know unless you try will you! Now go!”
He looked at her and she was smiling.
“Oh what the fuck!”
He walked towards the door. |
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| Challenge #50 : Sue-You |
[Feb. 3rd, 2008|02:45 pm] |
Title: Shoes vs. Chickens
Author: Vamphile
Condom(s): Justin
Shoes vs. Chickens
“Twink!”
Brian watched as Justin wriggled under the sofa.
“You know, I don’t actually keep a supply of twinks here.”
“Shut up, he’s Daphne’s puppy. He’s still learning the difference between dog toys and…” Justin stopped abruptly.
“And what?” Brian’s eyes narrowed.
Justin moved further under the sofa.
“And what, Justin.”
“Shoes.”
“Whose shoes?’
Twink padded out from under the couch, dropping Brian’s new Prada loafer at his feet, unharmed. He put his paws up on Brian’s knee.
“Fucking twinks.”
Justin kissed Brian’s cheek. “Someday you’ll be immune.”
Brian said nothing, picking up the wriggling, proud, puppy, he doubted it. |
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| Challenge #50 - Sue Yourself |
[Feb. 3rd, 2008|07:33 pm] |
Title: Hunter Is Hopeful
Author: Foreverbm
Timeline: Season 5
A/N: Using my daughter (with her permission) as my sue yourself
Condom: Michael
The blond girl stood at the bakery door, watching the young man across the aisle. She had seen him before.
She watched as he turned to speak to a dark haired man. She wondered who he was. His father perhaps, yet they looked nothing alike.
She liked the smile that lit up his face, the way his hair flopped over one eye, smiling as she watched him brush it away.
She took a step backwards when they both looked at her but not before she saw a light flush on his cheeks.
She smiled at him and he smiled back. |
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| Challenge #50 : Sue-You |
[Feb. 2nd, 2008|09:09 pm] |
Title: Backwards
Author: Vamphile
Timeline: 401/402
Condom(s): none
Backwards
Nothing about our relationship makes sense. I think that’s why, in context, it all makes sense.
Most couples admit they’re a couple, and would prefer not to be seen fucking. Brian hems and haws if I suggest we go anywhere but the diner to eat in public, but we just left the loft to buy an overpriced drink and then fuck in the backroom.
He’s turning me around, pulling my jeans below my ass, his hands under my orange sweater, my forehead against the brick.
Backwards? Maybe. Perfect? Maybe not, but I want this more than I want anything else. |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2008|11:19 am] |
Title: Philflamericks
Author: Philflam
Condom(s): Brian
“Two Beams, please,” Justin said.
He sat down next to Brian. “Hey, see that girl? Her name is Phil. She earns money writing limericks!”
“You’re kidding?”
“Like I’d make that up. It’s fun, give her a topic, she writes a limerick. They’re pretty funny too.”
“OK, this I’ve got to see. Here’s $10.”
Justin walked over and whispered something in Phil’s ear.
In a few minutes Phil wrote,
You want to know why I am here,
And ask if I’m even queer.
Well no, I am straight
And the drinks aren’t that great -
It’s the beautiful scenery, my dear!
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| Challenge #50 - Sue Yourself |
[Feb. 2nd, 2008|12:37 am] |
TITLE: "THE MAN IN THE HALLWAY"
AUTHOR: Doppelganger44
TIMELINE: Gap-filler for 122
LENGTH: 2 Drabbles
WARNING: Very angsty. Why must I write this?!?
A/N: I'm Filipino and if anybody knows a Filipino, most likely, she/he's a nurse. My mother wanted me to take nursing. I'm not into it. So I became a journalism student instead. Well, I thought I'd fulfill Mama Mia's dream. So, yeah I'm the nurse in the drabbles. Please, anyone, feel free to correct my mistakes. They are not beta'd. Also, please let me know if this qualify for the week's challenge.
These are for Kinney.
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| Challenge #50 - Sue Yourself |
[Feb. 2nd, 2008|12:24 pm] |
Title: A good day
Author: Foreverbm
Timeline: Season 5
A/N: Written for xanister. Sorry no smut and best I could come up with.
Condom: Justin
There was no “Do Not Disturb” sign on the door.
I inserted my key, and came to a dead stop when I saw a gorgeous blond haired guy standing there in nothing but his boxers.
“I’m sorry Sir…I thought the room was vacant”
Justin smiled at the brown haired housekeeper with the pretty dark eyes.
“No problem...I’m sorry to hold you up”
His dazzling smile, as he pulled on his jeans, made my heart skip a beat.
“Brian….we need to leave!”
A dark haired man walked into the room, draping his arm over the blonds shoulder.
“Have a great day!” |
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| Challenge #50 - Sue yourself |
[Feb. 1st, 2008|02:30 pm] |
Title: Not Exactly
Author: galeharold
Timeline: Season 2 before the drama.
A/N: I used to work in a Pet store and this dude came in examining dog toys, while his wife needed something for her daughter's hamster. I actually thought the guy reminded me of Brian. And the dog toys we had always made people look at them in a different way... so here's a lil story. HAHAHA.
Condom: Brian
"Why are we here again?" Brian groaned as he picked up a dog toy that didn't exactly look like a dog toy, but something else to his eyes. He raised an eyebrow as he examined it.
"I promised Molly, I'd buy a gift for her hamster."
"Oh yeah... how pathetic."
"Shut up."
The lady at the counter looked to the cute but different couple, over hearing about a gift for a hamster so she quickly walked to the right isle and came back handing the younger boy a block of colored wood, "The hamster will love it."
Taking it without any questions, Justin nodded and looked over to Brian who was now examing another dog toy. He looked to the lady behind the counter, with a slight chuckle, "He doesn't even have a dog." |
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| Challenge #50 - Sue yourself |
[Feb. 1st, 2008|05:37 pm] |
Title: Teasing
Author: Foreverbm
Timeline: Season 5
A/N: Using my daughter as my sue-you again!
Condom: Michael
Ben walked into the living room.
“I’m going to the supermarket”
“I’ll come with you!”
Hunter jumped up grabbing his coat
Ben looked at Michael then back at Hunter
“Since when did you like grocery shopping?”
“Since he saw that new girl who works in the bakery!” Michael winked at Ben
Hunter glared at Michael
“Shut up!”
“Really!” Ben grinned at his son “Which one?”
“The one with the blonde……” Hunter stopped blushing furiously “That’s not fair!”
“Have you talked to her yet!”
“Duh! Why would I do that!”
“Cause I saw her checking you out as well!” Michael laughed. |
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| Challenge #50: Sue Yourself |
[Jan. 31st, 2008|10:57 pm] |
Title: Shopping Woes
Author: vlredreign
Pairing: Brian/Justin
Condom: Brian
A/N: Last one, I promise! This one is for badbadpixie, who gave me the idea a few days ago with a stray comment about IKEA. I couldn't remember the exact program she's using now, sue me. Photoshop, it is!!
“Why are we here again?”
“Because I need a collapsible table to use at Daph’s,” Justin said, looking at the various displays. Not finding what he wanted, he walked up to the service desk. An Asian woman with spiky hair was working on a graphics program. Justin stared until she spoke.
“Can I help you?” the woman asked.
“Yeah, what program is that?”
“Photoshop. You know it?”
“Yeah, I use it for school.”
“PIFA?”
“Yeah.”
“Justin,” Brian called.
“You don’t want that table,” she said, pointing.
“Why not?”
“It has parts missing,” she replied.
“Fuck, I hate IKEA,” Brian groaned. |
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| Challenge #50: Sue Yourself |
[Jan. 31st, 2008|10:51 pm] |
Title: Tactical Error
Author: vlredreign
Pairing: Brian/Justin
Condom: Justin
A/N: Bitches are greedy! They ALL want to be Mary-Sued!! So, this is for callie89, who said something about "tactical care." lol
“This is all your fault,” Justin panted.
“It was your fucking idea!”
“But you were supposed to be paying attention!”
Brian grabbed Justin and all but dragged him inside the ER. He found a nurse; ‘Callie’, her name tag read.
“We need help,” he said.
“What’s the problem?” she said.
“I have an anal bead stuck in my ass,” Justin ground out.
“Ummm…”
“He pulled too hard and it broke.”
“I thought you liked it when I pulled hard.”
The tiny blonde nurse glared at Brian. “You, stay. Come with me,” she told Justin.
Brian sat down. “Fucking blonds,” he groused. |
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| Challenge #50 -sue you |
[Feb. 1st, 2008|03:37 pm] |
Title: Surprise
Author: Foreverbm
Timeline: Season 5
A/N: I can't (and won't) Mary-Sue myself as I am currently unemployed so did my daughter instead, hope that qualifies
Condom: Michael
Ben strode into the supermarket, glancing at his watch, realizing he was cutting it close. Five minutes before closing time.
He found the bakery and rang the bell, and smiled at the young girl who appeared
“Can I help you Sir?
“Yes. I ordered a birthday cake. The name is Bruckner”
”One moment please. I will get it for you”
”Thank you.”
She disappeared returning minutes later
“Here you are Sir”
She opened the box carefully
“ Spiderman cake. I hope it’s what you wanted?”
“Perfect, thank you!”
“I’m sure your son will love it”
“Actually, it’s for my husband!” |
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| Challenge #50: Sue Yourself |
[Jan. 31st, 2008|08:38 pm] |
Title: Mikey's Jealous!
Author: vlredreign
Pairing: Ben/Michael
Rating: PG
Summary: firehead30 begged asked me to Mary-Sue her. So I did.
Condom: Emmett
Michael was moving slowly from amused to annoyed to pissed.
That damned woman was still here, almost an hour later.
“Ben,” he said, rather loudly, “we really need to go now.”
“Okay, just a second.” Ben turned and continued his conversation.
Emmett spoke up from behind Michael.
“Touch of the green eyes?” he cooed.
“Shut up.”
“Her hair’s fabulous, though.”
“She’s flirting with him!”
“No, she’s not.”
“You sound like Brian.”
Ben finished his conversation and walked over.
“Sorry, that was Fire, a guest lecturer.”
“Fire?” Michael snorted.
“Yeah, her parents were hippies or something. Her mother has a llama!” |
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| Challenge #50: Sue Yourself |
[Jan. 31st, 2008|08:31 pm] |
Title: The Red Lady
Author: vlredreign
Pairing: Brian/Justin
Rating: Ummm, R?
Summary: Know how I gakked vamphile's Visible-verse? I kinda did it again.
Condom: Brian
“Justin...you got an email from some red woman,” Brian said, waving him over.
“Not ‘red woman’, a woman named Red.”
“Her name is Red? You having a cyber-affair with Debbie?”
“No, it’s...never mind.”
“Well, what does she want?”
“She knows where the best porn sites are.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, look.” Justin clicked on the link provided, and stepped back.
“’Yaoi porn?’”
“Yeah. I’m trying anime style for my new project.”
“Is that...is that us”
“Jesus, Brian, no! It’s actually Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.”
Brian closed the lid. “That’s it. No more internet for you.”
“But-“
“I wanna fuck you.”
“Okay.” |
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| Challenge #50: Sue-Your-Self - "The Apple Store" |
[Jan. 31st, 2008|08:21 pm] |
Challenge #50 title: The Apple Store
Author: faile02
Notes: So it's been forever since I drabbled, but this was the reason why I picked this week's challenge. I had to write something! Also, I think there might be more of these... I managed to put my two fannish loves together for once!
Condoms: 2 to Daphne, because we're so alike.
1.
At the slightly annoyed cough, Sarah turned, smiling at the men. Despite the frown, Sarah responded with a perky “What can I do for you?”
“I’m carrying a busted laptop—“ The older man was cut off, as the other stepped in front of him.
“What Brian is trying to say, is Mail is broken.” The blond gave Sarah an apologetic look.
“It was working fine this morning, Justin,” Brian grumbled.
“Let’s see.” Taking the PowerBook, she smiled at the Apple, quickly resetting the mail servers. “Fixed!”
Brian eyed her, “Here’s my card,” Sarah offered. “Call me with any problems.”
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“Oh my god, Sarah!” Susan squealed, coming over. “Those guys were SO hot!” In moments, Toni was there, laughing at both girls. Sarah was watching the guys, still lingering at the front of the store, not so secretly ogling their backsides.
“Gay,” Sarah said, a bit wistfully.
“No way,” Toni responded, watching Brian eye the hot blonde that just entered.
Susan eyed them both critically from across the room. “Oh, maybe you’re right. He’s way to well dressed for a straight guy.”
As they watched, Brian leaned in to kiss Justin square on the lips. “Oh.”
Sarah smirked. “Told ya.” |
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| Challenge #49 CLOSED//Challenge #50: Sue-Your-Self |
[Jan. 30th, 2008|10:55 pm] |
Sorry for the short week guys, but look, it's being closed on time!
Condom totals are:
Ted: 1
Michael: 6
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a tie! Yay for Brian and Justin, with 10 condoms each!
  
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Challenge #50: Sue-Your-Self
This is a repeat, but it's so much fun, that I had to do it again. Basically, it's a self-insertion challenge. Put yourself in the QaF world.
Have fun, and happy drabbling! |
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