Title: Philflamericks Author: Philflam Condom(s): Brian
“Two Beams, please,” Justin said.
He sat down next to Brian. “Hey, see that girl? Her name is Phil. She earns money writing limericks!”
“You’re kidding?”
“Like I’d make that up. It’s fun, give her a topic, she writes a limerick. They’re pretty funny too.”
“OK, this I’ve got to see. Here’s $10.”
Justin walked over and whispered something in Phil’s ear.
In a few minutes Phil wrote,
You want to know why I am here,
And ask if I’m even queer.
Well no, I am straight
And the drinks aren’t that great -
It’s the beautiful scenery, my dear!
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