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What? Again?

I was supposed to be back in 1973! Not in bloody 2008. And definitely not in New York.

What. the. bloody hell is all this supposed to be, then!?!

Oh, this was The Doctor's doing, wasn't it? Yeah, LEAVE it to him to just drop me off in some God forsaken apartment complex without so much as a warning. Well, I've got plenty of words for you, Mister Time Lord, and if you know what's good for you, you will get your SKINNY little arse down here, right now, because I do not feel like typing them all out on this.. this stupid board thing!

Someone answer me this. How does one go from the early 24th century to what appears to be the 20th or 21st within the blink of an eye without the assistance of a TTC or a Vortex Manipulator? Not that I'm complaining by any stretch of the imagination. Linear time is boring.

Oh! And name's Susan. Susan Foreman. Introductions are only proper.

chelsea CHELSEA I believe that when you're dancing

slowly sucking your SLEEVE

that all the bOyS get lonely after you leave

and it's one 4 the DAGGER and another for the 1 you believe

I like to think I’m a patient man. After all, I haven’t gone into your new headquarters and sabotaged it, I haven’t killed you all and I certainly haven’t done half of what I’m capable of.

So tell me, Torchwood. Where is my wife? And why shouldn’t I tear you apart as I look for her?

I'm no longer in a cell. But the writing's still on the wall. She's here. I see the blood dripping from the bricks.

I need to find a Mommy for my new little family. Daddy's very lonely here.

Damn it this is entirely not funny!

This sort of thing is not meant to happen to me.

Did I upset an Eternal?

Oh bloody stupid TARDIS. You just had to land here, didn't you?

New York of all places and not even New New New New New York.

Well, well, well… isn’t it so nice to see Torchwood being one happy little family. Weddings and fiancés and sisters are all coming out of the woodwork, aren’t they?

Oh yes, I noticed that little Letitia, little Tish is here. She was such a good little maid. Such good help.

I hope you’re all happy together, Torchwood. You know it won’t last for long.

Now, where did I leave my Fruit Pastels?

Well, well, well.

Isn't it so good for Torchwood that they have their doctor? To be fair, it would have been better for Mr. Jones if Dr. Harper had been there when all that unpleasantness was happening. Dr. Martha Jones really isn't a patch on Dr. Owen Harper, is she?

As for why I did it, as people have asked me. I would like to point out to Captain Harkness and Dr. Jones that they should keep their mouths shut next time they want their friend back. There will be a next time. Maybe Lucy would like to pick someone, I do like to keep her involved in my little plans.

So, how is everyone? Good? Great!

I feel like having some jelly babies, anyone want to join me?

Oh Captain, my Captain, and you band of little friends. There is something for you on my doorstep. Try not to make a noise when you’re picking it up, me and the missus are trying to watch TV.

Valentine's is such a lovely little holiday.

We should do something, Harry. If you're done playing by then.

( Team- Unhackable like Woah )

So, Saxon- word on the street is, you're asking around about me.

It would have helped if you had bothered to return my phone calls, you bitch.

( Captain )

Gwenny, love, want to go out for drinks tonight?

Oh, bloody hell- this is just fantastic. Really.

Great job, Rose. I'm sure the Doctor'd be ruddy proud..