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Does anyone know how to get grape koolaid stains out of white upholstery?

Gotta say, you'd think more people would be weirded out by the creepy apartment complex where you don't have to pay rent. Not like I'm trembling in fear here or anything, I mean I don't think I ever heard stories about rent-free demons, but I am getting a vibe. And it's definitely more wiggy than 'sunshine and rainbows'.

Christ, can't a girl go somewhere without being followed? Damn.

I'm not even battin an eyelash at this shit anymore, it's all too fucked up.

Tim! Tim Tim Tim!

Oh my goodness, Tim!

This is not amusing in any way shape or form. Not at all. Could the instructions for this muggle machine be any more confusing? Where the bloody hell is Draco?

Thing One: Toddler is tired of her dad and needs new people to annoy entertain her. Is anyone willing to take a three and a half year old off my hands for a few hours here and there? The more the merrier, she's used to having about a dozen or so people at her beck and call. (No, really, I'd call them, and they'd drop everything to watch her. It was scary.)

Thing One, part two: I'm paranoid, expect the Spanish Inquisition AND the Third Degree.

Thing Two: Anyone up for a 'Who the Hell Are We?' party?

Reading about myself in a comic book is a bit like being on drugs. Although knowing what else was going on while I was doing stuff is kind of cool. I really miss Molly.

And, yeah, sorry to all the people that think Harry Potter is real. Didn’t mean to offend any of you. Really.

See, Death, I can be nice!