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Merry Christmas everyone!

Just because it's Christmas, don't expect me to be nice.

Merry Christmas everyone.

Whoever is playing that boyband shit at full volume better turn it the fuck down or off or I will cut your power.

Merry Christmas to all.

I believe it's socially acceptable to wish everyone a Merry Christmas.

This would be easier if my family was here. They always help.

Felix Navidad!

I hope that everyone enjoys their Christmas and that it is filled with family and joy.

Here is to hoping that everyone gets exactly what they want this Christmas.

I know that I will. Then again, I seldom don't get what I want at any time of the year.

Merry Christmas/Satanmas/Consumerism Day/Doctor Who Christmas Special Day/25th December.

Or whatever it is that you want to call today, and I hope you all have a good one.

Look people, I'm sorry that I've been so bitchy lately. I'm always a bitch, but lately I've been a lot worse, and there is really no reason for that. So I'm sorry, I'll try and be a little nicer from now on. I hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday.

Merry Christmas Pride View Apartments.

Cass, Kara, I have presents for you!

No, the lie in this morning doesn't count as your entire gift.

Wuo duh Tian Ah! Simon, you got me a kitten?! She's so adorable!

Don't worry, Captain, I promise not to let her pounce on your head or anything!

Dr. Brennan?

Do you think you could find me some keys to these handcuffs? I can't work while I'm holding her hands still.

What I don't get is why Rudolph likes that Reindeer chick. She totally is only in it for his red nose. She has a kink, Rudy. Nothing more.

River...could you please give me the key to the handcuffs?

Or come back and unlock them?