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Percy I. Chapman | Ἑρμης (polytropus) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2017-04-16 09:46:00

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eris, hermes, hestia, pan, persephone

301 to everyone
It's been over two hours since I tried to leave this morning for my jog and after attempting for a third time to ~~pick the locks~~ open the lobby doors, I admit that I am getting nowhere. And when I say nowhere, I quite literally mean nowhere. At least the travels up and downstairs have been interesting.

If you're not a.) in a sugar coma or b.) neck deep in a rabbit's fruitful offerings, care to help me out a little with explanations? There's an uneaten, golden Cadbury egg waiting as a prize if you do help me--let's make a trade. Information for chocolate, what could be better?

- P. Chapman

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	eristic 2017-04-16 10:58 am UTC (link)
	Your guess is as good as mine, bucko. THIS SHIT IS BANANAS. ~~B A N A N A SSSS~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	polytropus 2017-04-16 11:07 am UTC (link)
	Gwen Stefani, now is not the time, although you're entirely right in this regard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-04-16 11:10 am UTC (link)
	~~Um excuse you when am I NOT right~~ If any time is a good time for Stefani, that time is now. GET WITH THE PROGRAM. Has anyone seen Stephan???? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	polytropus 2017-04-16 11:12 am UTC (link)
	Hey, cut me some slack. I've been avoiding a lot of strange floors all morning. Naturally, he is nowhere to be found. I'm sure there's a direct correlation here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	$Isobel Brandt \\ Persephone: come taste every word$ praxidike 2017-04-16 10:58 am UTC (link)
	If this is anything like the "gifts," I doubt we're going to get answers. There's a crocodile on our floor??? How did... I don't understand how they even got it all the way UP here! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	polytropus 2017-04-16 11:10 am UTC (link)
	I can accept the gifts, strange though many of them seem to have been. This, however, invites more questions than it does answers. Let me get this straight: an actual crocodile? Has someone been traveling to The Nile lately? I don't believe it's legal to transport large reptiles, but this is California... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	$Isobel Brandt \\ Persephone: no words to fight$ praxidike 2017-04-16 11:16 am UTC (link)
	Yes, an actual crocodile that tried to eat our dog. No one's seen any other strange creatures on other floors? I'm not sure if we'll be able to get out of our apartment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	polytropus 2017-04-16 11:19 am UTC (link)
	Is Hanni okay? I...well. I'll be honest, though I've gone downstairs a few times, I've tried to skip floors. Looks like it might have been a good idea, in the end, although I will say that the first floor is now a safe place for anyone that needs to get a few winks of sleep. There's calming ocean music playing from somewhere. ~~The rest is best left unsaid.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)