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Tweak says, "you're a couple of what?!"

o goat-foot god of arcady! (literallyhorny) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2017-04-07 20:36:00

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apollo, eris, hermes, pan

108 to all
So this is how we introduce ourselves here? Alright I can dig it.

Hey, I'm Vinnie, I just moved into 108, and I own that old pickup outside. It has to stay parked for a while, so if I need to move it out of the way I will ~~don't see how though, it's already pretty far from the building~~. Don't worry about any freaky flute music you might hear during the day, that's me practicing. I'll try to keep it for daylight hours, so if you hear it at night then you might wanna consider being freaked out because that's not me.

So, have a nice day, looking forward to meeting more of you.

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	207 eristic 2017-04-08 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	"Freaky flute music"? OK, I clearly need to hear this. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-04-09 12:04 pm UTC (link)
	Well you could come by sometime and I could play for you, maybe throw together some bomb-ass sandwiches if you're hungry. Or I could send you a recording but I still haven't unpacked my laptop so that might be a while. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-04-09 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	Now you just need to throw in some beers to finish that equation! Live music is always better; live music with food is about the epitome of awesome. My schedule's pretty all over the place, so I hope you're good about throwing on pants without notice XD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-04-12 12:13 pm UTC (link)
	THANK YOU I'm going to grocery in a few minutes and I knew I was forgetting something. ~~It wasn't beer but how I got mayo from beer is a rly weird story.~~ I can do beer and short notice, as long as you're cool waiting outside a minute while I find pants lol (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-04-12 12:24 pm UTC (link)
	If it means not being traumatized, I can dig up patience from somewhere :P (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-04-12 12:39 pm UTC (link)
	Especially if you're rewarded with beer, amirite? Which brings me to an important question; who is the mysterious being from apartment 207 that I have sworn to serenade and bestow alcohol upon? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-04-12 12:45 pm UTC (link)
	WHAT ARE NAMES. I'm BB. Clearly I was completely taken by the offer of freaking music, plus beer and food. And I might be dropping by shortly because my stomach is growling. Guarantee that's the only fair warning you'll ever get from me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-04-18 06:45 am UTC (link)
	~~How many bb gun jokes do people make~~ Gimme fifteen to get back with beer and I, my flute, and my kitchen are at your disposal. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	polytropus 2017-04-08 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	Flute music? Not a problem. Given some of the extra-curricular activities happening on the third floor, mood music would be well-appreciated. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-04-09 12:07 pm UTC (link)
	While I can play a pretty mean jazz piece, I charge for mood music. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	polytropus 2017-04-09 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	Need me to knock on a few doors? There's one in particular that always seems to have an abundance of fun happening behind it. They'd pay you ~~probably~~. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-04-12 12:16 pm UTC (link)
	Ok, you gotta tell me which of our neighbors like showing off ~~and whether they're cute~~. You cannot just hint at prime gossip like that and leave me hanging. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lucas_apollo 2017-04-10 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, how did I miss this? I've been meaning to haul out my guitar...someone weirdly left me a set of strings for it which was really odd but completely welcome. We should jam or something! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-04-12 12:22 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, YES! We have to make this happen. What kind of schedule do you keep? Thoughtful gift for someone to stay anonymous. You got a patreon or is this part of that mysterious gift-giving thing I hear about? (Reply to this) (Parent)