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Tweak says, "don't have a cow"

Percy I. Chapman | Ἑρμης (polytropus) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2017-03-21 20:15:00

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[prior to noticing BB's update, he'd written this message. deciding that it couldn't hurt to spread the news far and wide, he posted it on the apartment forums regardless of whatever BB would have to say. unfortunately, times were dire, and his worry meter--because, believe it or not, Percy could indeed be worried--was off the charts.]

This is a public announcement for anyone that may be concerned. There is a burglar among us, and they have ransacked not only my home, but stolen my pet box turtle. I have already notified the complex manager of this crime.

If anyone happens to come across a box turtle that isn't fully grown but will, regardless, crawl towards you for a bite of strawberry, let me know ASAP. She answers to Stella. Yell too loud for her, though, and she might hide inside her shell.

No one steals from me.

- P. Chapman.

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polytropus
2017-03-21 11:54 pm UTC (link)

If a trail of crushed fruit down the hallway isn't enough to get Stephan's attention, I don't know what would. ~~I'm also not sure if my third floor neighbors would even notice the difference.~~ As soon as I get Stella back--and she's calm again--you need to meet her. She'll fall asleep in your hand if you're still enough.

...I don't want to involve the police yet. Besides, it looks like Stella might have been found by one of our other neighbors. The real issue at hand is why the management isn't concerned that his tenants' homes are being broken into and left in a state of disarray.

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	lucas_apollo 2017-03-22 07:35 am UTC (link)
	Well let me know when Stella's got her groove back and I'll come meet her ;) (Reply to this) (Parent)

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