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Tweak says, "But I don't want to."

Percy I. Chapman | Ἑρμης (polytropus) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2017-03-21 20:15:00

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[prior to noticing BB's update, he'd written this message. deciding that it couldn't hurt to spread the news far and wide, he posted it on the apartment forums regardless of whatever BB would have to say. unfortunately, times were dire, and his worry meter--because, believe it or not, Percy could indeed be worried--was off the charts.]

This is a public announcement for anyone that may be concerned. There is a burglar among us, and they have ransacked not only my home, but stolen my pet box turtle. I have already notified the complex manager of this crime.

If anyone happens to come across a box turtle that isn't fully grown but will, regardless, crawl towards you for a bite of strawberry, let me know ASAP. She answers to Stella. Yell too loud for her, though, and she might hide inside her shell.

No one steals from me.

- P. Chapman.

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	vaino 2017-03-21 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	I havent seen Stella but if the cats bring her home ill let u know (Reply to this) (Thread)

	polytropus 2017-03-21 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	~~...you are aware that cats would likely kill her, right?~~ Please, please tell me that you'll take her from the cats if you do see any of them carrying her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vaino 2017-03-21 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	i mean if they let me sure but if Edward Scissorhands finds Stella first I cant really promise anything. she can be mean & sometimes its better for me to just let her have it if she wants it you know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	polytropus 2017-03-21 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	I might have something to say to Edward Scissorhands if that happens, Brent. ~~I can't promise she won't lose her knives.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vaino 2017-03-21 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	ok, keep an eye out for her then she's about 20 lbs so dont let her get the drop on u (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	polytropus 2017-03-21 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	~~Wha~~ It can't be legal in the state of California to own a bobcat, is it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vaino 2017-03-22 07:59 am UTC (link)
	probably not but shes a Maine Coon i think she thinks shes a bobcat though lol (Reply to this) (Parent)

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