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Tweak says, "Brian Kinney gives a shit!"

Percy I. Chapman | Ἑρμης (polytropus) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2017-03-21 20:15:00

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[prior to noticing BB's update, he'd written this message. deciding that it couldn't hurt to spread the news far and wide, he posted it on the apartment forums regardless of whatever BB would have to say. unfortunately, times were dire, and his worry meter--because, believe it or not, Percy could indeed be worried--was off the charts.]

This is a public announcement for anyone that may be concerned. There is a burglar among us, and they have ransacked not only my home, but stolen my pet box turtle. I have already notified the complex manager of this crime.

If anyone happens to come across a box turtle that isn't fully grown but will, regardless, crawl towards you for a bite of strawberry, let me know ASAP. She answers to Stella. Yell too loud for her, though, and she might hide inside her shell.

No one steals from me.

- P. Chapman.

	polytropus 2017-03-21 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	You're confusing Stella with badly behaved turtles. She's not that kind of a girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-03-21 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like excuses for a bad turtle parent. Gotta take responsibility, Percy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	polytropus 2017-03-21 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	I've never been around a more well behaved turtle in my life, BB. She's the bee's knees. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-03-22 09:08 am UTC (link)
	The "bee's knees"? What are you, fifty? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)