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Tweak says, "crash and burn!!"

Seth Hajji (lettuce_rejoice) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2010-09-16 07:10:00

Current mood:	busy
Entry tags:	hera, inari, min, odin, poseidon, zeus

001. Moving Day
That title makes me feel like this is Mrs. Frisby and The Rats of NIMH and I'm Mrs. F. But it was moving day just two days ago. My building was full on condemned for no other reason than... It was about to collapse! Yeah, 'cause that's totally a minor thing. So now that I've gotten my computer set up - as I have no lappy and no cell phone (WOE!) - I can do... things now! So glad my boss gave me time off work even if that means less money.

List of things to do:
1. Sort out wardrobe - Weekend task?
2. Call repair shop - will I have enough for groceries and for a new key/lock combo for the Gremlin?
3. Start a savings jar for a new car - why am I driving a GREMLIN?
4. Practice for work!

Further infos, Hello! I'm Mirza Naji in #402. If my music gets too loud just pound on a wall or bang in the door. Just please don't call the cops.

Also also: Never move boxes in heels. I swear to god, my feet are bruised or something from it. Worst idea EVER. I just like feeling tall...er and having the knowledge that if some horrible person comes chasing me down the street and... I get pinned or something, I have a weapon! Although god forbid I have to run in heels. Can you imagine? Speaking of shoes, anyone know any good shoe websites? I need something in green. If I can afford it after I fix Grem-Grems.

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	lettuce_rejoice 2010-09-16 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	Hardly a command, precious. Simply very good advice. Which I doubt even I will take. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-16 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	Hello? Welcome to Pax, world of sarcasm. I am your ring leader, Vince. Except there's a douche who lives in the tower, probably thinks he's ring leader. SPOILER ALERT: He's not, I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_allfather 2010-09-16 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you for the compliment. ~~I can't wait to rig the results of the election so you lose but who am I kidding. No one would vote for your smarmy metrosexual douchepacking ass~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

king_of_gods
2010-09-16 06:34 pm UTC (link)

Anytime. Ever get that sugar you needed from my wife? I know she was looking forward to giving it to you. She's just so friendly.

I'm going to begin methodically collecting my morning feces in plastic satchels like a scientific Indiana Jones, and bring them up to your tower door, smear them all over like cave drawings depicting me spearing your in the eye with a lightning bolt, and then light the remaining turds on fire. Oh and P.S, I spit in the fucking sugar.

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the_allfather
2010-09-16 06:40 pm UTC (link)

~~You pathetic sack of shit, I don't want your wife's fucking sugar~~ ~~Grow a pair, would you?~~ Actually, I've been quite busy in the office ~~because I have a real job, much unlike yourself~~ but I would love to work out plans for dinner sometime, whenever you and your lovely wife are free ~~or actually, I'd rather go shoe shopping with 402~~ ~~Why did she marry you, honestly~~

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king_of_gods
2010-09-16 07:38 pm UTC (link)

I've been really busy, too, you know, politics and producing and spending my money, a'hootin' and a'hollarin', a' whistlin' and a'stompin', you know what's up tower man. I'm sure my elegant and precious wife would love to arrange some kind of get together. You may contact her at any time. ~~now that you have my permission, you withered dickless fuckbrain tower-stealing retard bag of piss-drenched pesos from behind home depot :)~~.

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	the_allfather 2010-09-16 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	Of course. ~~What the fuck, do you even speak English?~~ I understand completely. And I will be sure to contact her. ~~Burn in Hell, you maggot sucking disease ridden pus infused foreskin~~ I look forward to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-16 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	Me too. Good day! I hope you wake up next to a giant horsedick that's cumming radioactive slime all over your old-fart face and it gives you the sole magical capability of sucking cow dung out of humid puckering bovine asshole. BANGARANG, VINCIO! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_allfather
2010-09-16 08:09 pm UTC (link)

And you as well, Mr. Laurent!

Tomorrow you will find that you have drowned in a vial of toxic smegma, but the world will rejoice because the new strain of syphilis you have started by being a gigantic fucking manslut will all of a sudden vanish yet the Center for Disease Control will marvel at how you managed to stay alive despite the unearthly strain of the STD which is so bad it blinded starving children in Africa.

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	king_of_gods 2010-09-16 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	P.S. Sweet dreams! IF ONLY you were here, I'd sneak to where you were decrepitly slumbering after your evening prune juice, warm milk and heart pills to keep your old ass from shitting itself while you cocoon into hibernation, and fill your mouth with thumb tacks and cat shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_allfather
2010-09-16 08:34 pm UTC (link)

How nice of you. The same to you, of course.

I will slice off your testicles* with a butter knife and then staple your lips together so you can no longer talk and release your godforsaken herpes germs on the rest of the free world. Then I will fold you like an accordion, stuff you into a box, and mail you to what remains of Guantanamo Bay.

*A moot point because they have not yet descended

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	lettuce_rejoice 2010-09-17 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Yes, I've noticed. I'm going to have to brush off my sarcasm whip and flagellate my tongue into shape. ~~That was ten kinds of wrong. Oh well, comment stands as it is.~~ And how exactly do you claim to be my ring leader, ~~Sham-Wow Guy~~ Vince? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-17 12:25 am UTC (link)
	I claim to be your ring leader by saying hey, guess what, RING LEADER. Want to try and fight me for the title? Go on, unleash the witty. I'm ready for it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-09-17 12:26 am UTC (link)
	I don't want to be 'ring leader' and I don't need one. Simple as that. No need for witty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-17 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Wow you so totally didn't even get what I said. Cheers! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-09-17 01:56 am UTC (link)
	It's hard to tell anything in text, kitten. You wanna snarkasaur, don't do it in a journal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-17 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Don't tell me what to do. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-09-17 02:02 am UTC (link)
	Mm, try to stop me, sweetheart. Really. Try. It'd be fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-17 02:09 am UTC (link)
	Are you like, Stewie from the Family Guy moving into this place and shit? Like really, what's going on here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-09-17 02:10 am UTC (link)
	I don't get that reference because I don't watch that show! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-17 02:15 am UTC (link)
	Most unfortunate. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	i_sea_you 2010-09-17 02:11 am UTC (link)
	Kitten? Should we cue up the comically uninteresting and entirely random cut away? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-17 02:14 am UTC (link)
	THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING, VERY VERY FRIGH-TEN-NING! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_sea_you 2010-09-17 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Mm, yeah. It looks like rain. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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