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Tweak says, "You so care about me!"

Seth Hajji (lettuce_rejoice) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2010-09-16 07:10:00

Current mood:	busy
Entry tags:	hera, inari, min, odin, poseidon, zeus

001. Moving Day
That title makes me feel like this is Mrs. Frisby and The Rats of NIMH and I'm Mrs. F. But it was moving day just two days ago. My building was full on condemned for no other reason than... It was about to collapse! Yeah, 'cause that's totally a minor thing. So now that I've gotten my computer set up - as I have no lappy and no cell phone (WOE!) - I can do... things now! So glad my boss gave me time off work even if that means less money.

List of things to do:
1. Sort out wardrobe - Weekend task?
2. Call repair shop - will I have enough for groceries and for a new key/lock combo for the Gremlin?
3. Start a savings jar for a new car - why am I driving a GREMLIN?
4. Practice for work!

Further infos, Hello! I'm Mirza Naji in #402. If my music gets too loud just pound on a wall or bang in the door. Just please don't call the cops.

Also also: Never move boxes in heels. I swear to god, my feet are bruised or something from it. Worst idea EVER. I just like feeling tall...er and having the knowledge that if some horrible person comes chasing me down the street and... I get pinned or something, I have a weapon! Although god forbid I have to run in heels. Can you imagine? Speaking of shoes, anyone know any good shoe websites? I need something in green. If I can afford it after I fix Grem-Grems.

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	the_allfather 2010-09-16 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	Of course. ~~What the fuck, do you even speak English?~~ I understand completely. And I will be sure to contact her. ~~Burn in Hell, you maggot sucking disease ridden pus infused foreskin~~ I look forward to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-16 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	Me too. Good day! I hope you wake up next to a giant horsedick that's cumming radioactive slime all over your old-fart face and it gives you the sole magical capability of sucking cow dung out of humid puckering bovine asshole. BANGARANG, VINCIO! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_allfather
2010-09-16 08:09 pm UTC (link)

And you as well, Mr. Laurent!

Tomorrow you will find that you have drowned in a vial of toxic smegma, but the world will rejoice because the new strain of syphilis you have started by being a gigantic fucking manslut will all of a sudden vanish yet the Center for Disease Control will marvel at how you managed to stay alive despite the unearthly strain of the STD which is so bad it blinded starving children in Africa.

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	king_of_gods 2010-09-16 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	P.S. Sweet dreams! IF ONLY you were here, I'd sneak to where you were decrepitly slumbering after your evening prune juice, warm milk and heart pills to keep your old ass from shitting itself while you cocoon into hibernation, and fill your mouth with thumb tacks and cat shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_allfather
2010-09-16 08:34 pm UTC (link)

How nice of you. The same to you, of course.

I will slice off your testicles* with a butter knife and then staple your lips together so you can no longer talk and release your godforsaken herpes germs on the rest of the free world. Then I will fold you like an accordion, stuff you into a box, and mail you to what remains of Guantanamo Bay.

*A moot point because they have not yet descended

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