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Tweak says, "Sailor Senshi, Make-up!"

Bart Allen (just_impulse) wrote in paragraffiti,
@ 2008-07-29 05:35:00

Entry tags:

bart allen, clark kent (future), harley quinn, kira ford, lana lang (lexmas)

Did Superman-Prime fall into a sewer and not find his way out, or is he too busy watching reruns of Jerry Springer? Because I’ve been sitting her patiently and walking around, doing everything but waving a flag the size of Texas with my name on it, and still, I haven’t seen him anywhere. I’m disappointed.

Isn’t he supposed to be all big and bad? I gotta say, right now? I’m not feeling the terror. Like, at all. The horror has gone extinct. It’s joined the dinosaurs. Someone’s gonna put it in a museum soon.

I'm so bored it's amazing.

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	decembervision 2008-07-29 05:10 am UTC (link)
	I wonder if I'm even from the same Smallville as you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_impulse 2008-07-29 05:11 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. What do you remember? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	decembervision 2008-07-29 05:13 am UTC (link)
	I remember being happily engaged to a middle-class Lex, Clark dating Chloe and everyone getting along, as well as Jonathan Kent and Lionel Luthor still being alive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_impulse 2008-07-29 10:18 am UTC (link)
	That's really hard to believe. The middle-class Lex is not something I can imagine. Where I come from he's still the same Lex, Clark wasn't dating Chloe and Lionel and Jonathan were dead. I think your place sounds nicer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	decembervision 2008-07-29 10:24 am UTC (link)
	Yes, it's very nice. I wish I knew a way back. So far you're the only thing that can make me laugh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_impulse 2008-07-29 10:30 am UTC (link)
	I won't complain about where I came from, but where you came from sounds better. I don't like Lex or anything, but it doesn't sound like the one you know is all that bad. I'm happy to be of service. Being too serious about this whole thing gets old after a while. We're all stuck here, so we might as well stop moping around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	decembervision 2008-07-29 10:38 am UTC (link)
	The Lex here doesn't seem so bad to me. Maybe a little cold, but given what he's told me about the me there I don't really blame him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-07-29 10:41 am UTC (link)
	He pretends that he's not that bad, but believe me, he isn't all that nice. I really don't mess with him anymore, mostly because I don't want to die young. You should be careful around him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bart decembervision 2008-07-29 10:48 am UTC (link)
	I guess you could be right...I mean it seems like I was pretty bad in that world too. I was obviously cheating on my husband. I still don't know...but I'll try to remember that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-07-29 10:51 am UTC (link)
	I didn't know you well, only from what I heard, but I don't think you were bad. Lex was evil. He didn't deserve you. He's not the Lex you know. He's the one I know. Just try to remember that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lana decembervision 2008-07-29 10:52 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, Bart. That's really sweet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-07-29 10:54 am UTC (link)
	Any time. It's the truth. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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