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Severus Snape (brewingdeceit) wrote in paragraffiti,
@ 2008-04-03 17:27:00

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lavender brown, narcissa malfoy, ron weasley, severus snape, tom riddle

~~Ridiculous piece of Muggle machinery...~~

I have spent a good many years contemplating my own mortality, and what, precisely, awaited for me when that moment finally arrived. A Muggle city across the pond is hardly what I envisioned. Furthermore, considering I currently require oxygen to breathe, I am assuming I am, in fact, not dead.

That being the case, would anyone care to explain to me exactly how I managed to travel clear across the entire globe without any memory of doing such a thing? And, for that matter, why I appear to have de-aged to how I appeared in my youth?

I can assure you, I am scarcely the sort who wishes to re-visit the past and can guarantee when I find whoever is responsible, will make certain they rue the day they attempted to meddle in the affairs of Professor Severus Snape.

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Snape

lavandula
2008-04-04 03:56 am UTC (link)

Well, I might be. I was attacked by Fenrir Greyback during the battle of Hogwarts. At first it was just some wolvish qualities, but I think something here is making me well...more wolf like? Is that possible?

Apparently, we're from a series of books on Harry. Someone told me this means we're from a parallel universe or something.

Yes, you have fangirls. Fans of the books who are quiet obsessed with you. I wouldn't suggest looking yourself up on the Internet Professor, some of their antics are quite ~~disturbing, how can they like you like that!?!~~ frightening.

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Ms. Brown

brewingdeceit
2008-04-04 04:11 am UTC (link)

Before today, I would have said I've never heard of such a thing. After discovering this place, however, I cannot say that it is entirely impossible.

Again, I find this virtually incomprehensible, yet have already heard mention of these books from another. It seems the impossible, here, is quite possible indeed.

I shall make certain to refrain from doing just that.

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Snape

lavandula
2008-04-04 04:26 am UTC (link)

Not exactly what I wanted to hear, and from these books I see you're not to keen on werewolves. So if I do turn, I probably couldn't convince you to make that potion?

Any idea on what or where here exactly is than, Professor?

Good idea. Because they talk about well...now you can't hate me for this one, as you did tell me to finish my sentences...some of them seem to think you are a "sex god" and seem to think you have romantic feelings for certain students. ~~Which made me laugh and want to throw up at the same time.~~

[ooc: lol, sorry. Lavender couldn't help herself there :D]

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Ms. Brown

brewingdeceit
2008-04-04 05:26 am UTC (link)

My opinions of werewolves nonwithstanding, I would rather not have a rabid, blood-crazed beast running amock each full moon. It is called 'Wolfsbane Potion', Ms. Brown, not 'that potion' as you so casually referred to it, and I will brew it for you under one condition.

You are to find a place where you can remain during the full moon that is well isolated, or at the very least caged. This is not because I do not trust my ability to brew the Wolfsbane Potion correctly, but rather because I am not certain the ingredients will be the same, or that the Wolfsbane Potion will do as it properly should. Therefore you will take added precaution every full moon, no matter what else may be taking place at the time.

~~What? Romantic feelings for students?! That is utterly ridiculous! Who are these people? I will not stand for this outrage! And how dare you for telling me!~~ ...I also said I would not go searching for the things these fangirls write about, thereby implying I had no desire to know. Clearly this was an implication you did not properly comprehend, as you felt the need to tell me regardless.

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Snape

lavandula
2008-04-06 08:19 pm UTC (link)

Well pardon me, I had no idea what it was called since I never in my wildest dreams ever thought I'd need it.

For once I'm one step ahead of you. I've been looking for a proper cage since this seemed to be a possibility. However, the day I was heading off to the Hyperion Hotel (the people who work there have an organization called Angel Investigations...), I was attacked by Dementors. Luckily Ron came in time and saved me.

Knowing some of the people here, Professor, they would have told you in extremely graphic detail. Better you hear from someone you know then someone you don't, right?

Can I ask you something? You um...died. How is it that you're here and...look you know. Younger?

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