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Lynne Masters is putting herself back together (lynnemasters) wrote in paradisocomm,
@ 2016-04-24 14:06:00

Entry tags:

~chloe sullivan (ladywatchtower), ~finnick odair (dist4_finnick), ~lynne masters (lynnemasters), ~malia tate (wantsherfurcoat), ~nick sorrentino (boneibury), ~reese williams (aussiewerewolf), ~sam wilson (justslower)

Uh
Crap, do I just
Should not feel this awkward, like at all
Fuck it I'm gonna Hi guys, I just got here last night while you were all having your bonfire. I just wanted to introduce myself so...I'm Lynne, hello. I don't know, do you guys usually elaborate more on these things? Do you give a crap what I did for a living or like are we just doing names and calling it done, or...? ~~Wow, stop talking before you sound like a complete spaz~~

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	lynnemasters 2016-04-24 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Hi Chloe. Sex Island, wow, that's not intimidating at all lol. I don't mind sharing, I just didn't want to be the only person and everyone else reads and goes "Wow, egotistical!" because I'm really not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ladyofwatchtowr 2016-04-24 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	It really isn't that intimidating. It's a joke, really. You don't seem egotistical so far. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lynnemasters 2016-04-24 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	~~There's not much to be egotistical about, so~~ I try not to be. I'm honestly not really sure why Arva wanted me, because I'm not...like good at anything? I mean, I am, but nothing useful in a place like this. I feel like cutting hair, mixing drinks, and singing in the shower are sort of superfluous skills lol (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dist4_finnick 2016-04-24 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	Cutting hair is a useful skill if you're good at it. I know I could use a trim and I'm not about to trust this to an amateur. Hi, I'm Finnick, by the way. Welcome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lynnemasters 2016-04-24 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Hi Finnick, thanks. Uh, yeah, I was a hairdresser for a few years, I like to think I'm pretty good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dist4_finnick 2016-04-24 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	Perfect. I think someone around here has some scissors. I would offer to help with a shelter, but I can see below you already have help lined up. Well, if there's anything else I can do please let me know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	AGAINST MALIA lynnemasters 2016-04-25 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Yeah if someone has shears, I can totally do that, no problem. Uhh...got anything for nicotine withdrawal? Cuz ~~I need to chain smoke a pack right now, fuck me...~~ that's gonna be a problem for me... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	AGAINST MALIA dist4_finnick 2016-04-25 12:33 am UTC (link)
	No cigarettes or tobacco, sorry. We do have some weed, if you're interested. I know it's not the same, but if it will help you're welcome to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	AGAINST MALIA lynnemasters 2016-04-25 12:36 am UTC (link)
	...yeah it's not the same, but I'll definitely take it. Beggars can't be choosers. Thanks very much! ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	AGAINST MALIA dist4_finnick 2016-04-25 12:41 am UTC (link)
	No problem. It grows on the island, so I can show you where to gather it in the future. I have a little bit ready to smoke in my hut, so I'll bring you that this evening. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	AGAINST MALIA lynnemasters 2016-04-25 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Oh, cool, that would be awesome. Sweet! You just became my new favorite. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	AGAINST MALIA dist4_finnick 2016-04-25 12:47 am UTC (link)
	Being the favorite of the hot new girl? Always my goal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Finnick lynnemasters 2016-04-25 12:50 am UTC (link)
	Yeah well, don't get too used to it. If that guy down below, Reese, is right...maybe we should fit that haircut in like soonish, because I'm not actually sure I want to stay, after all... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Lynne

dist4_finnick
2016-04-25 12:57 am UTC (link)

Malia is a special case, but even she doesn't usually threaten to kill people. No one else here is like that, and that is not a normal intro. I'm sorry she may have put you off this place, because it's not that bad.

Not to make excuses for her, but Malia is kind of still learning to be human. She's a werecoyote and she was stuck as a coyote for years. This isn't anything she didn't already tell the whole group, so I don't think I'm gossiping by telling you this. Anyway, she's not going to kill you, and no one else would let her try.

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	Finnick lynnemasters 2016-04-25 01:02 am UTC (link)
	She's special all right. All the same, I'm not sure how I feel about staying in a place where that sort of behavior is not only considered acceptable but, he says, normal. It's not for me if that's what this place is... You wouldn't happen to have those scissors now, would you? Just in case, if you're not busy, might as well get it done, yeah? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Finnick dist4_finnick 2016-04-25 01:05 am UTC (link)
	It's not considered acceptable or normal at all. It's extreme even for her. I talked to her about it and so did some other people. I don't have the shears, but I think Ruby does. I'll ask her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Finnick lynnemasters 2016-04-25 01:10 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't know, this is my first time talking to anyone other than Chris ~~who, apparently, is on the shortlist of people I'm allowed to fuck because she doesn't want to?~~. Reese said it was normal. That's super concerning to me and makes me really uncomfortable, if I'm being completely honest... Cool, let me know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Finnick dist4_finnick 2016-04-25 01:14 am UTC (link)
	It's not normal. She's never done it before. Possibly what he meant is that it's normal for Malia to behave unusually? That's true. It's kind of normal for her to say things that make people uncomfortable, but it's NOT normal for her to threaten someone like that and no one thinks it's OK. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Finnick lynnemasters 2016-04-25 01:30 am UTC (link)
	Well, at least there's that. That there are people that aren't trying to tell me that it's okay. Faith in humanity: restored. ~~For now? This was a bad call, I should've just stayed hom~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ladyofwatchtowr 2016-04-24 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Haha! The cutting hair part is still more than I can do. I program computers and stuff. And trust me. I'll be hitting you up for a hair cut soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lynnemasters 2016-04-25 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Sounds good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ladyofwatchtowr 2016-04-25 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Have you found the main camp site yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lynnemasters 2016-04-25 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I was there for the bonfire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ladyofwatchtowr 2016-04-25 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Oh! Good then! That's a good time to show up! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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