the order of the dragon: network.

Please report to the London office immediately.

Please report to the Moscow office immediately.

Please report to Trondheim immediately. Bring a swimsuit.

Please report to the Los Angeles office immediately.

so heeeeey you know that dapper wee cat that follows me everywhere? yeah she's super cute isn't she? (the only appropriate answer is yes but i am obligated by ethnicity to accept any aye answers as well.)

anywaaaaaaay so she clawed the shit out of my hand today. tl;dr don't get near a cat on catnip. sometimes they are not okay with sharing. anyway. can you fix it or should i just plaster it up and wait?

appreciate the response.

this is a public service announcement. if you have a cat, you should make sure they are cool before you try to touch them when they have catnip.

apparently mine is not cool. mine is the kind of high person that commits an impressive slew of crimes, tips some cows, and pisses all over public landmarks. me, i'm the kind of high person who wants a load of fucking tacos. this is the only thing my cat and i do not agree upon.

unrelated to cats and catnip and the sort of things you do when you're baked, doctor who is on!

> Dylan I scared the crap out of a newbie from Trondheim today
> She jumped clear out of her skin
> Apparently my thing that turns my arm on turned her leg off
> I feel bad for scaring her
> But I sense some pranks in my future
> Thoughts?