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Anybody else have a foreign parent? Like, from another country, speaks another language. Because I would like to start the My-Mom-Called-And-Refused-To-Let-Me-Engl[ TEXT MESSAGE TO AARON THATCHER ]ish-At-Her support group.
Anybody? Bueller?
Seriously, Russian is such an angry language. People think you're so mad. YA ZNAYOO. DA, MAMOCHKA, YA ZNAYOO. It sounds like you're angry and sick. YA ZNAYOO, oh, okay, let me get you a frigging kleenex. I don't want New York City to think I'm more of a dick than I am. But thanks, Mamochka.
> cc threw what i thought was lemonade on her doorman
> was not lemonade
> when we move we should call a mental hospital
> but only when we move
> so we can enjoy this up until we move
