the order of the dragon: network.

> Hope your flight to Moscow was acceptable.
> Let me know before you leave for New York.
> I'll pick you both up at the airport when you're home.

They changed our instructions. I'm scoping out an illegal bionics dealer in Soho. I've got no idea why you'd set up shop in Soho, but I'm not exactly an illegal bionics dealer or anything. Anyway, it's a bag and tag.

But I want you to go in for the sting. With that ticker of yours, you seem like you're much more the type to be into illegal bionics than I am.

Anybody else have a foreign parent? Like, from another country, speaks another language. Because I would like to start the My-Mom-Called-And-Refused-To-Let-Me-English-At-Her support group.

Anybody? Bueller?

Seriously, Russian is such an angry language. People think you're so mad. YA ZNAYOO. DA, MAMOCHKA, YA ZNAYOO. It sounds like you're angry and sick. YA ZNAYOO, oh, okay, let me get you a frigging kleenex. I don't want New York City to think I'm more of a dick than I am. But thanks, Mamochka.

> cc threw what i thought was lemonade on her doorman
> was not lemonade
> when we move we should call a mental hospital
> but only when we move
> so we can enjoy this up until we move

> Good morning, tesorino!
> My boss has family up from Mexico and has given us all the week off.
> I was wondering if you would like to go out sometime this week?
> I apologize for the short notice :( She just told me this morning.

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> airports are so boring w/o bomb threats
> :(
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> tomorrow afternoon :')
> gonna be the best week cara bella

> Dylan I scared the crap out of a newbie from Trondheim today
> She jumped clear out of her skin
> Apparently my thing that turns my arm on turned her leg off
> I feel bad for scaring her
> But I sense some pranks in my future
> Thoughts?