brother_mine (brother_mine) wrote in onewaytickets, @ 2017-06-16 14:26:00 |
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Entry tags: | arthur pendragon, bill cipher, deadpool, dipper pines, faora-ul, jim moriarty, loki laufeyson, mycroft holmes, scanlan shorthalt, sherlock holmes, spike |
As Councilman of Ravenmoore, I should like to announce that any stories of monsters creeping through the sewers of the city are complete and utter nonsense. I don't know how this rumor began, but there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to substantiate these claims.
Therefore, anybody caught attempting to go into the sewers to slay said imaginary monsters shall be arrested for trespassing on city property, your weapons confiscated, and heavily fined. This is especially true for any sword swinging yokels from Everdale entering the city on some fool's errand, causing a disturbance while pretending to be in some live action video game.