Dennis Reynolds (royalvillain) wrote in onewaytickets, @ 2018-01-22 19:09:00 |
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Hello, my name is Sherlock Holmes and you may call me Sherlock Holmes. Or Sherlock. Liberties taken beyond those specific instructions will be met with willful ignorance, consider yourselves adequately warned. I am officially open for business, which is simple: you have a mysterious problem and I'll solve it. If your problem is merely stupid or a result of your own stupidity, please do not consider yourself a welcome client as I am prone to shooting things that bore me and anyone who knows me will attest to that. But I don't believe anyone who can is here. Goodbye for now.
- SH