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thedailybugle J. Jonah Jameson announces candidacy for mayorship of New York City on Cape Registration platform. 7:05pm Retweeted by ltlredcorvette

ltlredcorvette Really? REALLY? 7:06pm

ltlredcorvette I can think of some better options than Jameson. #TonyStarkforMayor, #SteveRogersforMayor, #NickFuryforMayor, #APottedPlantforMayor 7:08pm

ltlredcorvette I need to stop reading their feed. He can't be for real. 7:12pm

23 Feb 2012 1:54PM You owe me.
23 Feb 2012 1:55PM I'm calling it in.

Happy Valentine's Day, Wanda. I miss you a lot. ♥

Are you having any trouble with that watch?

Haven't seen you around today. Wanted to say hi.

Received at 2:45 am EST Are you awake?

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[Sounds of a crowd in the background] Hello, darling, I'm out shopping. Is there anything you need me to pick up for you to pack before tomorrow?

Tony: How long does it take a tattoo to heal? sent 11:47pm
Tony: Hypothetically. sent 11:47pm

[A strange dream that everyone who signed up for this has.]

You're still in your bed and it's still dark out and just when you think you ought to roll over a voice says, "Good evening." There is a man floating at the foot of the bed. He looks to be in his early fifties, but that's where the normalcy ends. Floating, cross-legged, so the red cape he wears drapes passed his intangible seat and pools on the end of the bed, he looks unsure for a moment before he adds, "Or morning." There is grey in his hair, and he has a moustache, and some kind of emblem worn around his neck that seems to be staring at you intently. "I apologize for the intrusion, but I felt it prudent to inform you that on the first Sunday in July you will be going on a trip. No need to worry, you don't have to pack anything or clear your schedule, it won't take any time at all." A moment ago, he didn't have that teacup, but now he sips from it with polite daintiness and when he sets it back into the saucer it doesn't make a sound. The pregnant pause continues as he considers his next words, then, mostly for his own benefit, he finishes, "Yes, that's all."

[Feel free to chat with him if you like.]

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ltlredcorvette

Nice turn out tonight, FDNY Charity Dinner. #Donate
6:02 PM Feb 19th from text

Being here alone does not mean I need your company, thank you.
6:18 PM Feb 19th from text

He should stop talking to me so much. His wife will think we're having an affair.
6:30 PM Feb 19th from text

That dress? Really?
6:33 PM Feb 19th from text

Bleh, speeches. Ad captandum vulgus.
7:00 PM Feb 19th from text

RedRidingCape

Happy Hanukkah! @5:42 pm